So I’m back. A true story.

I haven’t posted on DP for a while. I kept thinking I really need to post, then last night I received an instant message from I guy I’d never heard of wanting to buy my account here at DP. The following is an excerpt from the bizarre and creepy conversation that ensued.

It’s kind of long and not formatted the best, but I really didn’t want to spend time doing any formatting that I couldn’t do without doing a simple replace all.


hodgedup says:
why do u want to buy my account
MrCREEPY says:
because it has like 4k posts that a big milestone
MrCREEPY says:
and dude
MrCREEPY says:
u gotta sell it cuz its 10 posts away from 4k it has to make it lol
MrCREEPY says:
so are you interested?
hodgedup says:
nah i dont guess so

MrCREEPY just sent you a Nudge!

MrCREEPY says:
I am planning on offering my services on DP and having a developed account is better then using an acc that has like 20 posts

MrCREEPY just sent you a Nudge!

hodgedup says:
i'm gonna have to say no, i'm just not real interested in selling it
MrCREEPY says:
seriously man you havnt used it for a year lol
hodgedup says:
i just posted
MrCREEPY says:
i know
MrCREEPY says:
but still
MrCREEPY says:
do you plan on staying there, actively?
MrCREEPY says:
if i didnt add u u would have never went back
MrCREEPY says:
so why can't we just meet an agreement? you obviously dont use the account
hodgedup says:
like date rape no means no
MrCREEPY says:
why not though
hodgedup says:
maybe i just took a whimsical trip down memory lane and decided to start posting again
MrCREEPY says:
u made 1 post lol
hodgedup says:
a journey of 1000 miles is started with one step
MrCREEPY says:
ill pay $50 to use it for a week!
hodgedup says:
haha
hodgedup says:
are you going to send me your posts so i can add them
MrCREEPY says:
no, i'd need access to the acc for the time been
MrCREEPY says:
being*
hodgedup says:
and how would i get my account back?
MrCREEPY says:
i wouldnt change the pass...
MrCREEPY says:
or if i did i'd change back in 7 days
hodgedup says:
pinky swear?
MrCREEPY says:
lol sure

MrCREEPY is inviting you to start sending webcam. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

MrCREEPY says:
put ur pinky up
MrCREEPY says:
i dont got a cam but my pinky is against screen
MrCREEPY says:
so...
MrCREEPY says:
sound good?
hodgedup says:
i don't think that is ur pinky, but sadly it probably gets mistaken for it a lot
MrCREEPY says:
hehe lol
MrCREEPY says:
so do we got a deal?
hodgedup says:
NO DEAL
MrCREEPY says:
why?
MrCREEPY says:
if its gettin the acc back u can just email shawn saying u got hacked
hodgedup says:
i have no idea what kind of business u plan on operating at dp. i'd hate for you to spoil my good internet name
MrCREEPY says:
it's nothing illegal or anything
MrCREEPY says:
u can monitor it
MrCREEPY says:
and as soon as u think its bad, just report me to shawn
MrCREEPY says:
...
MrCREEPY says:
right?
=
hodgedup says:
are you my exgf?
MrCREEPY says:
what the hell no
hodgedup says:
well you stalk just as well as she does
MrCREEPY says:
lmao
MrCREEPY says:
im making a business proposal
hodgedup says:
no im serious you are very creepy
MrCREEPY says:
why
MrCREEPY says:
bcuz how i got ur msn?
MrCREEPY says:
lol
hodgedup says:
and then the conversation since getting it
MrCREEPY says:
haha
MrCREEPY says:
well its all legit man
MrCREEPY says:
weird but legit
hodgedup says:
so i have to go now, and take a shower. i feel very dirty now
hodgedup says:
like a hooker after her first time
MrCREEPY says:
watever man
hodgedup says:
i'm crying now and holding my knees to my chest

 

i stopped after the pinky swear part... hilarious!

 

$50 to use it for a week.... wahhhhhhhhhh...... sounds very keen to me! I suspect if you'd accepted his offer he would have changed the password and that would have been the last you saw of your account.

 

Haha, first time i hear this kind of stuff .

 

lol thats funny, what ppl do to get an account at dp.

 

I asked him. He said he didn't have one.

 

LMAO these type of people will try anything to spam or scam people. Bet he would have offered some great money exchange where you make 40% if you send him $100. Been a lot of that lately.

He was only going to pay you $50 to ruin your rep. Wow should have been worth at least $100

Glad you turned him down

 

wow thats one long convo..Yeah eh would've changed the password once he got the account. Are we allowed to sell our accounts?

 

Absolutely not.

 

Yeah, you should've.

 

*also randomly appears after inactiveness* LMAO you know idiots like that dont give up easy I bet they will contact you again asking the same thing

 

$51 from me, do you have a BIN in mind?

 

I'll bid $53,23..

And PM me your BIN plz.

 

lol with that post count I would keep posting, thats 40 a link in your sig..easy money in my opinion.

 

You can sell your siggy space for $50/mo per link...

 

4k links is worth $50 per link a month? That's $200 a month on DP!
Damn, I gotta start posting more!

 

thanks for sharing nice story....

unique stuff ! lol

 

i am selling mine at the rate of a buck per post, please anyone contact me

 

Now that sounds like something I would be interested in.