How long does it usually take for your submission to be accepted. I know it says it could take months but does it usually take that long?
It can take anywhere from a few minutes to several years - as long as the site is listable. How long it takes depends on when an editor is interested in editing in the particular category that your site belongs in and whether your site has been suggested to the best category for it. There are more ways that just suggestions for editors to find sites - you stand a better chance of having a listable site listed if you use advertising venues such as business cards, signs, newspaper advertisements, brochures, flyers, paid directory listings, etc.
You might want to read some of the threads here or elsewhere, other than that it makes little sense posting questions like yours, you are only risking to get a variety of answers from the usual suspects. Basically the only thing sure about how long it takes, ...it depends. gworld, are you upset or what makes you giving such semi-sour answers here? It is almost saturday night, so how about some fun?