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Smile you will live longer :)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ruworth, Feb 8, 2010.

  1. #1
    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

    Smart man + smart woman = romance
    Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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    OFFICE ARITHMETIC

    Smart boss + smart employee = profit
    Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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    SHOPPING MATH
    A man will pay £20 for a £10 item he needs.
    A woman will pay £10 for a £20 item that she doesn't need.
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    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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    LONGEVITY
    Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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    HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT
    GETTING MARRIED

    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
     
    ruworth, Feb 8, 2010 IP
  2. Mentalhead

    Mentalhead Active Member

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    #2
    Oh that was a good one, especially the last few. :D
     
    Mentalhead, Feb 8, 2010 IP
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    sfraise Peon

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    #3
    Who wants to live longer?
    It's quality not quantity.
     
    sfraise, Feb 8, 2010 IP
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    itismine Active Member

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    lol good one,
    "There is only one thing in this world,if you do then you will not be satisfied and if you don't do then also you will not be satisfied,
    that's marriage....
     
    itismine, Feb 8, 2010 IP
  5. fierceservers

    fierceservers Peon

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    Hahaha that is great! Good post, made me smile, I might just live longer now! ;)
     
    fierceservers, Feb 8, 2010 IP
  6. Kali Kola

    Kali Kola Peon

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    #6
    Good joke, I surely laughed
     
    Kali Kola, Feb 8, 2010 IP
  7. faboccasion

    faboccasion Peon

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    #7
    very good post.... lol
     
    faboccasion, Feb 9, 2010 IP
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    buchen Peon

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    #8
    why women almost describe like a dumb?? it's not fair
     
    buchen, Feb 9, 2010 IP
  9. ruworth

    ruworth Active Member

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    #9
    lol - good one :)
     
    ruworth, Feb 9, 2010 IP
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    webseaindia Peon

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    #10
    OFFICE ARITHMETIC

    This one was best. I heard it first time.
     
    webseaindia, Feb 9, 2010 IP
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    Live2Write Active Member

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    #11
    Longevity one cracked me up :D :D
     
    Live2Write, Feb 9, 2010 IP
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    benzaitenz Peon

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    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS is really right.....i think that man will never think about future because he feel he want to have a perfect wife..and spent the time together....
     
    benzaitenz, Feb 9, 2010 IP
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    eagleshot Active Member

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    This made my day! Thanks for the share.
     
    eagleshot, Feb 9, 2010 IP
  14. malika asif

    malika asif Peon

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    #14
    interesting knowledge and last massage is good.
     
    malika asif, Feb 10, 2010 IP
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    PaulAdams Peon

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    #15
    lolz that's so funny
    really liked it
    it's a fact indeed
     
    PaulAdams, Feb 10, 2010 IP
  16. whitesultan

    whitesultan Peon

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    #16
    best ever joke ive ever seen dudeee :=)
     
    whitesultan, Feb 10, 2010 IP
  17. JMel

    JMel Peon

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    The best line ever! lol
    That was really a great read, thanks! :D
     
    JMel, Feb 10, 2010 IP
  18. Nice

    Nice Peon

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    #18
    i like that one on which the smart man and smart women is mention.
     
    Nice, Feb 10, 2010 IP
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    paul15 Peon

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    #19
    I loled at the last one.
     
    paul15, Feb 10, 2010 IP
  20. nadiralishah_webexpert

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    #20
    lolzz.. koool post.. interesting..
     
    nadiralishah_webexpert, Feb 10, 2010 IP