Smile you will live longer :)

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay £20 for a £10 item he needs.
A woman will pay £10 for a £20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT
GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

 

Oh that was a good one, especially the last few.

 

Who wants to live longer?
It's quality not quantity.

 

lol good one,
"There is only one thing in this world,if you do then you will not be satisfied and if you don't do then also you will not be satisfied,
that's marriage....

 

Hahaha that is great! Good post, made me smile, I might just live longer now!

 

Good joke, I surely laughed

 

very good post.... lol

 

why women almost describe like a dumb?? it's not fair

 

lol - good one

 

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

This one was best. I heard it first time.

 

Longevity one cracked me up

 

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS is really right.....i think that man will never think about future because he feel he want to have a perfect wife..and spent the time together....

 

This made my day! Thanks for the share.

 

interesting knowledge and last massage is good.

 

lolz that's so funny
really liked it
it's a fact indeed

 

best ever joke ive ever seen dudeee :=)

 

The best line ever! lol
That was really a great read, thanks!

 

i like that one on which the smart man and smart women is mention.

 

I loled at the last one.

 

lolzz.. koool post.. interesting..