SMILE ITS Friday! The weekend is here!

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by TravelingBoy, Nov 14, 2008.

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  1. #1
    Smile 1 :)

    A woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre.
    The barman gives her one.

    Smile 2 :)

    A duck walks into a drugstore and asks for a tube of ChapStick. The cashier says to the duck, "That'll be $1.49."
    The duck replies, "Put it on my bill!"

    Smile 3 :)

    How do you keep a jackass in suspense? I'll let you know tomorrow!

    Smile 4 :)

    Why do you take your wife to night clubs only?
    By the time she gets ready no other place is open.

    HAPPY FRIDAY!
     
    TravelingBoy, Nov 14, 2008 IP
  2. Chacha Guide

    Chacha Guide Peon

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    #2
    HA! Thanks for the chuckle.
     
    Chacha Guide, Nov 14, 2008 IP
  3. zozor

    zozor Banned

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    #3
    didnt really find em too funny but nice try looll
     
    zozor, Nov 15, 2008 IP
  4. Cameljourney

    Cameljourney Prominent Member

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    #4
    What a week, i just finish my exam, time to holiday and start making money again. happy weekend everybody, :)
     
    Cameljourney, Nov 15, 2008 IP
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    abstroose Notable Member

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    #5
    I thought they were crap.
     
    abstroose, Nov 15, 2008 IP
  6. muhammad arif

    muhammad arif Well-Known Member

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    #6
    NIce idea...LOL
     
    muhammad arif, Nov 15, 2008 IP
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    richkid Well-Known Member

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    #7
    haha...3 and 4 are great!
     
    richkid, Nov 28, 2008 IP
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    D. Ilean Well-Known Member

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    #8
    Ah, number one was a cute joke - but darn it all, it's MONDAY. Noooo!
     
    D. Ilean, Dec 1, 2008 IP