smart Indian

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by finizard, Jan 5, 2008.

  1. #1
    An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks
    to see the loan officer.

    He says he is going to Europe on business for two
    weeks and Needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer
    says the bank will need some kind of security for
    such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new
    Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the
    bank. Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees
    to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An
    employee drives the Rolls into the bank's
    underground garage and parks it there.

    Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000
    and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan
    officer says, "We are very happy to have had your
    business, and this transaction has worked out very
    nicely, but we are little puzzled. While you were
    away, we checked you out and found that u are a
    multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you
    bother to borrow just $5,000?"

    The Indian replied," Where else in New York can I
    park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"

    "Indians don't do different things but they do
    things differently."
    http://life-dot-life.blogspot.com/
     
    finizard, Jan 5, 2008 IP
  2. godofwriting

    godofwriting Banned

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    #2
    This is a very old and played out joke. You found this on a website and replaced "the man" with "the indian"...

    very funny... hardy har har.
     
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  3. wisdomtool

    wisdomtool Moderator Staff

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    #3
    But why replace with an Indian, any particular reasons from the OP?
     
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  4. godofwriting

    godofwriting Banned

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    #4
    he's an indian... what other reason could there possibly be?
     
    godofwriting, Jan 5, 2008 IP
  5. garythomas9323

    garythomas9323 Banned

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    #5
    hmm...nice joke...never saw i...anyway is funny :)
     
    garythomas9323, Jan 5, 2008 IP
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    FreelanceFirm Banned

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    #6
    lol! Very funny joke but it is copied from another site just as godofwriting said!
     
    FreelanceFirm, Jan 5, 2008 IP
  7. Abhik

    Abhik ..:: The ONE ::..

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    #7
    lol! very funny indeed. nevermind if you copied it from somewhere else, its new to me.
     
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  8. Chr1ssst0pher

    Chr1ssst0pher Peon

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    #8
    this joke really is worn out but formerly it made me laugh
     
    Chr1ssst0pher, Jan 5, 2008 IP
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    Pammer Notable Member

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    #9
    yeah why he supposed to pick specially Indians ? probably he want to prove us that how Indian so smart "cut+copy+paste" :p
     
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  10. techie_mishra

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    #10
    gud one...has 2 be an indian
     
    techie_mishra, Jan 5, 2008 IP
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    #11
    great....luv this one......
    Indian brain ....wow
     
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  12. Grafstein

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    #12
    i was expecting some link to a genius indian fella instead i get a overused joke.
    Haha,thats my lot i fink
     
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    coderbari Well-Known Member

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    #13
    This joke is new to me and i got plenty of fun.
     
    coderbari, Jan 5, 2008 IP
  14. dhruvd

    dhruvd Active Member

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    #14
    nice joke .................. keep it up :)
     
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    #15
    Pretty funny ... thanks for sharing!
     
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  16. Im&p40500atnwa

    Im&p40500atnwa Peon

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    #16
    good joke ....
     
    Im&p40500atnwa, Jan 5, 2008 IP