In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another "I slept wid ur mom last nite" D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response. He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
Another one: When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to... VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.
First one was very nice and made me laugh. I thought guy would be kicking his .... but it was hid dad
Thanks guys for your comments! I will keep posting such jokes if you like them! I really like to laugh myself and make others laugh!