Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd!!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by nurit, Oct 11, 2009.

  1. #1
    Want to share that,

    October 23rd is the official Slap Your Irritating Co- workers Holiday: Do you have a co- worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?

    Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is so obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very, very glad to officially announce SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!

    Here are the rules you must follow:

    (1) You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
    (2) You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
    (3) You are allowed to hold someone down as other co- workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
    (4) No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
    (5) If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

    Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping on October 23rd..... And have a great slapping day!
     
    nurit, Oct 11, 2009 IP
  2. keen4kash

    keen4kash Well-Known Member

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    funny, so just confirming this is a joke and not real? Every day is a day named in honour of some purpose these days normally related to raising money for charity - which this does not
     
    keen4kash, Oct 11, 2009 IP
  3. dairyman

    dairyman Notable Member

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    I have decided to abstain from attending my office on Oct, 23rd :p
     
    dairyman, Oct 11, 2009 IP
  4. Bohra

    Bohra Prominent Member

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    ALL Digitalpoint members are my co-workers ... please make a line to get slapped :)
     
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    mjronline Peon

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    This kinda seems like not such a great idea.
     
    mjronline, Oct 13, 2009 IP
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    musichangout.com Well-Known Member

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    I feel the same all DP members are my co- workers, so i would slap them here on 23rd oct :p
     
    musichangout.com, Oct 13, 2009 IP
  7. Breeze Wood

    Breeze Wood Peon

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    - Ever think the same about Halloween?
     
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    seowriter4u Peon

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    Wow..I didn't know such a day exist...there are so many in queue for my slap.
     
    seowriter4u, Oct 13, 2009 IP
  9. Ducati1198

    Ducati1198 Peon

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    #9

    I'm up for it...we can call it the October Slapfest :D


    The only problem for you guys is that October is "Wear-a -boxing-glove-Day" here in California.


    It's a tradition ;)
     
    Ducati1198, Oct 14, 2009 IP
  10. nurit

    nurit Member

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    Hi seowriter4u,

    My Friend,again i want to remind you that "You can only slap one person per hour - no more."

    So,If your working hours are 8 then you have to select most 8 persons.

    Right!!!;)
     
    nurit, Oct 14, 2009 IP