-You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead. -You can live without sex, but not without glasses. -Your back goes out more than you do. -You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks in the room. -You buy a compass for the dash of your car. -You are proud of your lawn mower. -Your best friend is dating someone half their age... and isn't breaking any laws. -You call Olan Mills before they call you. -Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper. -You sing along with the elevator music. -You would rather go to work than stay home sick. -You constantly talk about the price of gasoline. -You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. -You consider coffee one of the most important things in life. -You make an appointment to see the dentist. -You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. -Neighbors borrow your tools. -People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?" -You have dreams about prunes. -You answer a question with "because I said so!" -You send money to PBS. -The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants. -You take a metal detector to the beach. -You wear black socks with sandals. -You know what the word "equity" means. -You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch TV. -Your ears are hairier than your head. -You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn. -You get into a heated argument about pension plans. -You got cable for the weather channel. -You go bowling without drinking. -You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
haha. i feel that i am getting older now. i have some of the symptoms! thanks for sharing. its quite funny,