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    Hilarious one or two line jokes

    Question: If you catch it, you will throw it away. If you don't catch it, you will keep it. What is it?
    Answer: Lice

    Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall:
    "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!!

    Why shouldn't you hold a DVD upside down?
    Because the data might fall down.

    Santa to Banta: I don't have an internet connection at home. Can you please copy the internet on this pen drive for me?

    Question: Which day of the week is most hated by fish?
    Answer: Fry Day

    Short Jokes
    Man 1: My son is not listening to anything I say.
    Man 2: Is he so adamnant?
    Man 1: No, he is deaf.

    What do you call a deeply burnt food item in your lunch that is not recogonizable?
    UFO: Unidentified Fried Object.

    Girl 1: Oh I am doomed! That's my husband coming with my lover!
    Girl 2: I was about to say the same-thing too!

    Man to miser: Why do you always remove the batteries from the clock and keep them outside?
    Miser: I want to extend the battery life and hence I put them in the clock only when I want to see the time.

    Ponderism:
    Before going to sleep you can say Good Night.
    But before waking up can you say Good Morning?
     
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