you remember to visit the website here and listen to his house (chotot.info) Hilarious one or two line jokes Question: If you catch it, you will throw it away. If you don't catch it, you will keep it. What is it? Answer: Lice Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! Why shouldn't you hold a DVD upside down? Because the data might fall down. Santa to Banta: I don't have an internet connection at home. Can you please copy the internet on this pen drive for me? Question: Which day of the week is most hated by fish? Answer: Fry Day Short Jokes Man 1: My son is not listening to anything I say. Man 2: Is he so adamnant? Man 1: No, he is deaf. What do you call a deeply burnt food item in your lunch that is not recogonizable? UFO: Unidentified Fried Object. Girl 1: Oh I am doomed! That's my husband coming with my lover! Girl 2: I was about to say the same-thing too! Man to miser: Why do you always remove the batteries from the clock and keep them outside? Miser: I want to extend the battery life and hence I put them in the clock only when I want to see the time. Ponderism: Before going to sleep you can say Good Night. But before waking up can you say Good Morning?