Shameless Opportunists unite : How to make money from the Israel-Palestine conflict?

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by lightless, Jan 12, 2009.

  1. #1
    Within every great conflict, there is a hidden opportunity.

    So anyone got ideas to cash in on this current conflict? practical, funny or otherwise.

    Here are some, take with a pinch of salt and a sense of humour. ;)

    1] Sell "Made In Israel/Palestine" products in their respective "strong support" areas.
    2] Make websites that supply news as it happens about the conflict and related events and protests.
    3] Make strongly opinionated "I hate Israel/Palestine" websites [With news, analysis,commentary] to gather loyal readers from appropriate sides.
    4] Sell "I love/support Israel/Palestine" t-shirts.
    5] Make long list of anti-Palestine/Israel/Hamas/USA slogans and propaganda words and sell on eBay.
    6] Make Israeli Vs Palestinian fighting game. Bonus level: Free for all with an American fighter added in.
     
    lightless, Jan 12, 2009 IP
  2. drmike

    drmike Well-Known Member

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    When I read about Israel dropping the leaflets warning of the bombing to come I couldn;t help but think how high those would sell for on eBay lol.
     
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  3. iul

    iul Well-Known Member

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    maybe you cam bet on the outcome. Or how many people on each side will die. Or you could go into the ammo production business.
     
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  4. LogicFlux

    LogicFlux Peon

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    How bout mug cozies, bong warmers, mittens and other winter related garb with pro-terrorist slogans on them, marketed towards the hippy protesters.
     
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  5. amanamission

    amanamission Notable Member

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    WTF is a bong warmer? Why would you want to warm your bong?

    I am personally making a bundle selling copies of The Anarchist's Cookbook to IP's in Gaza and Iran.:D
     
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  6. LogicFlux

    LogicFlux Peon

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    I don't know, so the water don't freeze?

    How bout Qassam brand hot chocolate?
     
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  7. amanamission

    amanamission Notable Member

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    You obviously have never enjoyed a bongsicle. Works great, supercooled smoke.

    Are you stuck someplace very cold?
     
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  8. LogicFlux

    LogicFlux Peon

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    It's freakin January. I could make a killing by marketing to the Chicago, New York and Massachussets crowds alone. Weed doesn't keep you warm like cheap wine, so unlike winos, hippies need other stuff to keep them warm while publically cheerleading for the jihad.
    :D
     
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  9. maverick123

    maverick123 Peon

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    Globalisation is making inroads to this conflict, money sees no boundaries........capitalists love this theory (and in practice) :eek:
     
    maverick123, Jan 13, 2009 IP