I found a nice site featuring poetic toilet writings today. One of my favourite :- Venue: Shari's Restaurant Shoreline, Washington USA 98133 Women's restroom, only floor Writing on wall: here I sit all broken hearted tried to shit but only farted then one day I took a chance tried to fart and shit my pants ------------- Venue: Sportsmans' Park Restrooms Idaho Falls, ID 83404 Men's restroom, 1st floor Writing on wall: For a good conversation, meet here at 2:50pm on July 10. Look for a maroon van. Poster's Comment: Known locally as "Peter Park" because the homosexual perverts (not to say all homosexuals are perverts, just the twisted, child molesting ones) like to meet there, I found myself in that bathroom, on that day, at 2:47 PM. I cannot describe the abject horror I felt. I peed on myself in my haste to exit the bathroom, and sure enough, a maroon minivan pulled up at 2:49 and a suspicious pervert got out and checked the bathroom. If you have ever seen Dumb and Dumber, you can't even imagine the terror of the truckstop bathrooom scene. Read more herehttp://www.thewritingsonthestall.com/
Those are indeed of shakespearean standard--toilet standard to be specific. LOL Nice post there Iskandar.