http://www.craigslist.org/sby/res/130079967.html Though it seems funny, the kid seems serious. I can only wish him all luck in his SEO journey.
At the age of 14, I was playing hide and seek, snakes and ladders etc. The kid might be a spoilt brat but there is some enthusiasm and attitude in that kid's post. He's trying atleast!!! Who knows, he might have even been denied pocket money. That makes him the poor little rich boy.
I can do that for USD $30..and submitting to search engines is waste of time Though right now I am busy with current work but soon start to accept new submissions.