Buying SEO proficient US/UK native writer needed

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Hi,
I need a 350-400 words sales copy that will promote a service for "curing" web sites that were penalized by the Google Penguin penalty that was launched in 2012.

Here is how the service will be provided. Please try to wrap this in an engaging sales copy with a call to action at the end.
- Do an export of all of the links that your site has by using top professional/paid tools and services. Only purchasing those tools will cost you more than what the service itself costs.
- Will do an analysis and will separate all the bad links from the good links based on our 8 years of history with SEO and based on all the latest data and insights that were gathered about the Penguin penalty through conferences and professional communities.
- Will use the recently launched disavow links tool from Google to discredit the "bad" links and thus increase your chance for recovery.
- Will give you a reconsideration request text that you should submit in case there is no effect from the disavow 2 months after the moment it was made.
The sales copy must be written in a creative writing fashion as it will be mailed and I have to be sure it will attract attention.

Budget: $10
Time frame - 24 hours

NOTE: the subject matter is SEO. No need to potimise the content for a certain keyword or phrase rather to know very well what are you talking about,namely SEO.

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