SEO jokes

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  1. hashif

    hashif Well-Known Member

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    #41
    Nice, Here is a joke..

    A begger came into an SEO specialists house..SEO specialist gave him 50 dollars,
    seo specialist to beggar: please do not come here agian you cannot see my house.
    Begger: why?..
    SEO specialist: I am going to make my home nofollow for beggers...:)
     
    hashif, Oct 4, 2011 IP
  2. czar_residences

    czar_residences Peon

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    #42
    I read the whole thread and i almost roll on the floor laughing. I never thought we can find some humor in SEO. :D LOL. But this thread was really good. My favorite was: "Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings". I don't know why, it just seem right. Nice one guys!
     
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  3. mypctechs

    mypctechs Greenhorn

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    #43
    What did the US company say to the overseas SEO expert?
    I'm offering you an H1-B in exchange for your H1-Tags.
     
    mypctechs, Oct 4, 2011 IP
  4. jackcollins

    jackcollins Peon

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    #44
    great jokes. i will steal some for my facebook page. thnks.
     
    jackcollins, Oct 6, 2011 IP
  5. jolinaroxas36

    jolinaroxas36 Peon

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    #45
    Really funny and first one is my favourite. lolz
     
    jolinaroxas36, Oct 6, 2011 IP
  6. nickswift

    nickswift Well-Known Member

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    #46
    let me guess, you just made this one up?
     
    nickswift, Oct 6, 2011 IP
  7. pequepsp

    pequepsp Active Member

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    #47
    A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...
    xddd
     
    pequepsp, Oct 6, 2011 IP
  8. davidmichal

    davidmichal Member

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    #48
    Nice jokes ...
     
    davidmichal, Jan 20, 2012 IP
  9. kmofo

    kmofo Active Member

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    #49
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    :))
     
    kmofo, Jun 1, 2012 IP
  10. flowknight

    flowknight Peon

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    #50
    What did the SEO do on his honeymoon? A: He put a “nofollow” outside the door.

    This one is great     ;)
     
    flowknight, Jun 1, 2012 IP
  11. Tuddy1

    Tuddy1 Peon

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    #51
    Most small businesses thing they don't need internet advertising and SEO is out to get their money??? They think SEO people are @ss holes... Their anal optic nerve connecting the eye to the @sshole is obscured, thus giving them a shitty outlook on SEO... Don't believe me??? pluck a hair out of your @ss and see if it don't bring a tier to your eye:)
     
    Tuddy1, Jun 1, 2012 IP
  12. earljohny3

    earljohny3 Greenhorn

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    #52
    Cool jokes. really liked them. I like the first one in main post which have different keywords regarding light bulb. :D
     
    earljohny3, Jun 1, 2012 IP
  13. Koolasma

    Koolasma Peon

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    #53
    This was great :D even i have created blogs on such topics after searching which keyword is best for adsense :D
     
    Koolasma, Jun 4, 2012 IP
  14. globegenius

    globegenius Active Member

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    #54
    SEO joke alright. I will never hear these animals name and have the same image in mind.

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    The joke is I thought I would not be affected. :D
     
    globegenius, Jun 10, 2012 IP
  15. blogzer

    blogzer Peon

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    #55
    lol..two thumbs up!
     
    blogzer, Jun 10, 2012 IP
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    sakhi2916 Member

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    #56
    Nice joke :D
     
    sakhi2916, Sep 2, 2012 IP
  17. nasindo

    nasindo Active Member

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    #57

    Haha, that was awesome! :D
     
    nasindo, Sep 2, 2012 IP
  18. Idris

    Idris Peon

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    #58
    that was a nice crack dude.. Lmao
     
    Idris, Sep 2, 2012 IP
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    #59
    I really enjoyed reading all the SEO jokes. All are good especially this one. Just too good.
    Thanks for sharing.
     
    princysharma1990, Sep 3, 2012 IP
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