People often ask me things about SEO at work, and most of them can be funny if you really think them over. So I've started a new section for SEO Jokes on my Blog, where I'll be posting real conversations I've had with people. Here's the first one: Do share your real life experiences about SEO.
lol that was funny would love to add it to the blog just a few minutes ago, someone asked me what is worldtracker?
lol yes, most of them are stupid questions, which cause a lot of anger and irritation when you have to answer them but they are good for a laugh later
The most common question i get is How can i make money on the internet ...... Is simply bring and i'm sick of it
do I rank for more key phrases or key words than what is in my meta keywords? I have tried to cover as many as possible by putting 2 thousand key words in. think your blog is titled incorrectly, maybe it should have been 'dumb internet questions' or DIT he he
Don't worry, I can always start some new posts I just checked on Google and SEO Blog has already started ranking on page 1 of Google for SEO Jokes! Check here and here I just added these posts some 5 or 6 hours back!
refering to which I think I found on a blog The below prevously posted on NTC Originally Posted by LOVEgoesMLM 18) When your daughter brings home a new boyfriend to meet you, your first thought is to check his backlinks. 19) Your second thought is to warn them about the dangers of reciprocal linking. A few more SEO jokes. This is an old joke that I redid as an SEO joke. "Dear Lord is it true that to you a thousand years is like a second to us?" Lord responds, "Yea". SEOer continues"Is it true that you control everything including Google, MSM, and Yahoo?" Lord laughs, "Yea, not sure why I let Microsoft happen. And why did I let something with the name Google take off?" SEOer having the Lord God Almighty laughing asks, "Can I have top SEO for all my websites?" Lord laughs again, "In a second" Did you hear about the SEOer who got drunk? Of course not SEO and blood alchol are inversly related. Did you hear about the SEOer who won the lotto? Poor guy spent so much time online he never collected. You may be a redneck if you think SEO stands for Search Every One What I better get out of here. Oh wait Beer 'taint illegal. I'm more websurf then master. So, I can't contribut to much on the art of SEO; but, I can hopefully give you all a chuckel.
That joke kind of made it seem as if the newbie suffered from Mental Retardation. It's alot simpler than that. I've got many people that see me generate revenue through my sites, and they just ask me how to do it. When I tell them to go look through for AdSense and learn about it, the insist on step-by-step personal assistance. I've obviously got better things to do, but that's what happens.
Lol, thats kind of true. People keep asking how you did this? how you make money online? how much do you earn, whereas they do not spend 'enough' time on learning all of this themselves. What I found really amusing in the joke I added on my blog was that the newbie wanted to achieve high rankings on the Search Engines, but didn't know how to 'open' a popular search engine. Especially the word 'open'. I mean for a moment I thought is he trying to open a can or bottle or what
LMAO. most of the time its a chaos to explain SEO to people who are not very familiar with the internet