Selling pointless products on Clickbank? Zombie Survival Guides n stuff

Discussion in 'ClickBank' started by dherald, Nov 23, 2009.

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    Has anyone tried selling totally pointless, but fun products on CB?

    The 2012 survival guides, other hilarious things that can be easily found on the web?
     
    dherald, Nov 23, 2009 IP
  2. waxman1000

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    I have not tried selling any 2012 survival guide yet, I do acknowledge that some of these 2012 guides have a good amount of gravity. You would be surprised with what people are ready to buy!

    But i do agree with you that there are so many pointless products today at clickbank.

    That is why about 80% or more of the products published at clickbank never succeed in making a single sale.
     
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  3. mcapodici

    mcapodici Well-Known Member

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    A survival guide (Ray Mears - style) isn't pointless at all :)

    But the link to 2012 is what makes it all look ridiculous.
     
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    jacky8 Active Member

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    Ok, how can you say that 2012 is not for real? I do believe in it. Have you ever read the actual 2012 stuff?
     
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    mcapodici Well-Known Member

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    Why? O Why? It's all lizards and tin foil.
     
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    Someone should make a 'how to not get your ass probed during an alien abduction' guide.

    that'll sell like crack.
     
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    That made me laugh!

    "how to not get your ass probed during an alien abduction" - "that'll sell like crack" - more like selling THE crack! :)
     
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    Ever hear of Exocreationism? We were developed by aliens. Read the bible. . . all those lights in the sky? Ever seen the ancient Mayan art? Sculptures and paintings of men in space suits. Sounds ridiculous, but it makes a hell of a lot more sense than some "God" putting us here on earth. In an infinite cosmos, it's likely that life exists . . .to think that there is a God is intellectually irresponsible.
     
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    What about evolution? That's way more credible than a few scrawled spacemen on cave walls isn't it?
     
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  10. onlinemoniez

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    I believe in evolution.
     
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    LOL! Touché brother.. very clever there!

    Seriously though, someone should make this guide.

    *sniffs a line*
     
    jeffbania, Nov 24, 2009 IP
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    There you go. Clear example what people believe and are willing to pay for :) No offence though jacky, its your opinion.
     
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    np tibor. Yes, I do believe in it & don't have to force anyone to believe. Everyone will know when the time comes :)
    btw just a tip, there are several "religious" type niches that are virtually free of competition and have HUGE & Hungry Crowds.
     
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    The 2012 theory may indeed hold some truth. Perhaps it has been taken out of context over the years, but the Mayan tzolkin Calendar does end on 2012, and other ancient writings add support to the prediction.. What we do know for certain is the Mayan Calendar has been dead-on accurate for thousands of years, even more so than the Georgian calendar. (as quoted by sources). This makes the market viable. I'm not arguing truths behind the matter, just market viability.

    But I would bet Zombie information seekers are close to Nill.
     
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    The calendar on my wall ends every year. Nothing happens....
     
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    Ignorance is bliss
     
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    So is blind faith.
     
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    I heard nothing really ends or dies, but rather changes form.


    What will change on 2012? The level of our consciousness...according to some Mystics...
     
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    You base your belief in evolution on what exactly?
     
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    All I gotta say about 2012 is Y2K...I have friends who are still trying to finish off their stores of food.
     
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