Selling my jokes

hi DP,

i m back with my jokes guys with all new database of 200 jokes
i m here to serve dp members the quality they need
i can provide you as much as u want

i will provide you a free sample

just post any of your queries your suggestions and your offers here
i will contact you


thanks,
Nick

 

will you provide adult blonde jokes ? how many and how much

 

post a few here to see the quality of your jokes

 

i can provide u adult jokes but the jokes would be adult to some extent


jokes:

* Our pet dog had a habit of getting up suddenly, shaking his head and lying down again as soon as the beeps preceding the 9pm news came over the radio. One night as an assured guest watched this performance , my teenage son came up with an explanation. " Our dog is radioactive ".



* Edison had experienced for 13 months on the incandescent lamp, trying to find the right combination to make it glow. When he finally succeeded at three o'clock in the morning, he ran out of the barn, across to the house, upstairs to his wife's bedroom, and shouted, "Daring, look!"

Mrs. Edison woke up, turned over and said, "For goodness' sake, Tom, turn out that light and come to bed!"



the jokes are handwritten by me and i will charge u 0.20/joke

thanks,
Nick