Selfish Girlfriend!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jhendor, Jun 19, 2007.

  1. #1
    Guys hi,
    How is the day? Cool right? Ok to business. I chatted with my girlfriend recently and in the midst of conversation i told her that my mum is the best woman in my life and she instantly freaked out. What could i have said. Should i have lied?
    What do you think friends?
     
    jhendor, Jun 19, 2007 IP
  2. samantha pia

    samantha pia Prominent Member

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    #2
    bad move putting your gf 2nd to anyone, she has the pussy you aint gonna get tonight :(
     
    samantha pia, Jun 19, 2007 IP
  3. Yankee0306

    Yankee0306 Peon

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    #3
    Always place girl friend or wife first in your life even if it is a white lie.
     
    Yankee0306, Jun 19, 2007 IP
  4. Sheen91

    Sheen91 Banned

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    #4
    Nice way of putting it. Its true your GF has the pussy and so does your mum, but who do you think is more willing and are you more comfortable to have with you tonight.

    The pussy is all that counts;)

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    Sheen91, Jun 19, 2007 IP
  5. jhendor

    jhendor Peon

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    #5



    Sheen its not just only about the sex thing but let us face reality i meant what i said.
     
    jhendor, Jun 19, 2007 IP
  6. atari

    atari Well-Known Member

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    #6
    dump her!!!
     
    atari, Jun 19, 2007 IP
  7. Sheen91

    Sheen91 Banned

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    #7
    No don't do that. Be nice to her make up and make out with her.;)

    Jokes:p
     
    Sheen91, Jun 19, 2007 IP
  8. fej

    fej Active Member

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    #8
    White lies could sometimes save lives!haha!
     
    fej, Jun 19, 2007 IP
  9. Correctus

    Correctus Straight Edge

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    #9
    You suck.

    IT
     
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    dkin69 Active Member

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    #10
    When its between your gf and another woman and she loses.

    Always Lie. ;)

     
    dkin69, Jun 19, 2007 IP
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    #11
    pamper her and you shall be rewarded handsomely!
    :D:D:p:p
     
    enigmatic9, Jun 20, 2007 IP
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    cryxellis Banned

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    #12
    Why lie? If it is your mother the number one, you explain to her that among the two of them, they have different spaces in your heart. Can you compare your love to your mother over her? That is exactly different right?
     
    cryxellis, Jun 20, 2007 IP
  13. enigmatic9

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    #13
    Lets not consider an idealistic solution.

    You got to be diplomatic.
     
    enigmatic9, Jun 20, 2007 IP
  14. dkin69

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    #14
    If I explained my love to my gf in depth like that, I'd get laid for sure!
     
    dkin69, Jun 20, 2007 IP
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    #15
    You should have just stuck with I love my mom, but you shouldn't of said the best woman in your life thing... That way you never have to tell who the true #1 woman in your life really is... Your GF will always be thinking its her and your mom will be thinking its herself.
     
    JJ20, Jun 20, 2007 IP
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    #16
    I think i would be jealous but not freak out. That is part of being a woman we always want to be the only one in heart of the ma we loved. We are selfish when it comes to love.
     
    francesca010104, Jun 20, 2007 IP
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    #17
    god you men can be so stupid!
    i mean why say such a thing!
    of course your girlfriend comes first, before mum, mates, cars, football, and beer!
    and only when you dump her or she dumps you can you tell her what you really thought of her.
    but for now buy her a pressie, tell her you were stupid, and get back in her good books!
     
    sukithesnake, Jun 20, 2007 IP
  18. enigmatic9

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    #18
    Best solution :

    Avoid comparisions and shower your attention on your girl!
     
    enigmatic9, Jun 20, 2007 IP
  19. The Webmaster

    The Webmaster IdeasOfOne

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    #19
    Do what I do...

    When I am with my mom I'm Like - 'Mom, you are the best'
    When I am with my wife I'm Like - 'Sweetheart, You are the best'
    When I am with both of them togather, I'm like - 'Guys, you two are the best in this world'

    ;)
     
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    #20
    Lets congratulate the Webmaster.

    He has solved a complex riddle with nth degree!
     
    enigmatic9, Jun 20, 2007 IP