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Haha I caught you listening to Porn FM. You get off by just listening to them do you? Sad geek

 

urrrgh, Mac users Discrimination

 

Time to convert

 

nah then I have to relearn how to cut and paste lol

 

Thats wht I thought and yes the first month or 2 is a bit of learning but everything just works. Finally feeling safe im not going to crash and lose everything is worth the few $ more. I have several pcs/ laptops too.. A Sony Viao makes a great doorstop.

 

hmm, I have my new Dell and it's great. But sometimes I get stuck on a Mac and feel lost.
Anyways, can't wait til things are set up to have the feature on a "normal" pc heh (just kidding)

 

Is the MS version done?

 

Hehe...

Are there any C# Programmers in the house!

 

what the hell's a C# programmer?!?

Actually I dont even care

[mella exits thread]

 

C is a programming language.. Shawn can code in C.

Perl is a programming language.. I can code in perl.

Php is another programming language.. I can sorta code in php.

Asp is microsoft's shittless attempt at a programming language.

Perl, Php, Asp are all languages based off of C

It's all pretty much boring shit but if you smoke a joint before sitting down to code you can come up with some pretty cool web applications and sometimes even make money from your work

 

I find coding fun. Although at the moment I am only proficient in html, it's my favorite part of designing, putting it all together and making it work. I've also enjoyed playing around with php anytime I've tried to hack a script. Maybe it's boring when you're making pages and pages of code I guess.

and I don't even have to smoke a joint to enjoy it

 

LOL I meant it's pretty DRY stuff. If you have a passion for it it's fun as hell

 

what do you mean by coding??? How do you code? is there somewhere where you can learn? like a coding college? And where abouts do you code? omg i dont understand at all. and I know it must be hard for you webmasters to fathom that no one knows how to code, but im genuinly not joking or pulling your leg.

(Most of my friends dont even know how to turn a computer on or even open up their email. so im at least happy in the knowledge that im not THAT bad.)

and this, dear friends, is why Mella has no website.

 

Coding is the same as programming. You can program in multiple languages, much like the way humans speak different languages. Think of code as the letters/sentences of a language. Each programming language has a set of rules (called Syntax) that is required in order for the code to work. The same for the way we speak.

All code does is tells a computer what to do and how to do it. Typically you will type your code into some editor which in turn will compile it to give you a functioning program/application.

In order to learn how to become a programer (or coder) you can either take classes at a college (usually this falls under a computer science major) or you can read books, tutorials, etc online. There are many different languages that you can program in, just like there are many different languages people speak.

I hope this makes sense

 

what have you been reading in your 2,281 posts?

 

Mella The net is a wealth of information when it comes to learning how to code

 

Hmmm...I have learnt:

That on here PR is page rank and not Public relations and/or Personal Record.
I have learnt that the CO OP is not just a cheap super market in England.
I have learnt that the majority of you think MJ is guilty.
I have learnt that Minstrel is the people's favorite member on DP.
I have learnt that Shawn makes tools.
I have learnt that adsense is not some sort of wierd disease and that it is frowned upon by google if you click on your own.
I have learnt to googleityoumoron.
I have learnt that Nintendo is a virgin that keeps his own nail clipings and old hair. Need I go on..