there was this guy who was born with just a head,no arms no legs no torso yes thats right just a head. everyone never expected him to live but he proved everyone wrong and on his 18th birthday his proud father couldnt wait to take him down to his local pub for his first legal beer. On arrival at the bar the father oerders his usual a pint of heavy and a small whisky and then asks his son what he wants his son replys "can i get a bucket of water dad" a bit mythed his father orders the bucket of water and when it arrives he places his son in the bucket of water. "everything ok son" the proud father asks "yes dad" comes the reply "ok son i am going to the toilet will you be ok here for a few minutes" the father says "yes dad i will be fine" the son replys when his father is in the toilet a massive violent fight erupts his dad herars the scuffle and runs frantically from the toilet back into the pub to see chairs and tables along with bodys flying everywhere he wrestles his way through thinking the worst and finally reaches his son and looks into the bucket. his son is crying uncontrollably and hysterical ! "whats wrong son did anyone touch you i will kill em" he rants " no dad but that guy over there he's shouting SINK THE HEID"
Wow, I really didn't understand this! I am not usually this stupid, but It's like 4:30AM here and I am exhausted, my brain doesn't work, and I want to hear a good joke, so please help me understand, lol. Thanks...
What do you call a Scotsman with only one eye, one testicle and who'll be unemployed within three months? Prime Minister! Boom boom... it's the way I tell them.