scientific ways to catch a lion ! And some modified ones :)

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    Six scientific ways to catch a lion ! And some modified ones :) Enjoy

    Newton's Method:
    Let the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion.


    Einstein Method:
    Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.


    Schrodinger Method:
    At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion will be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.


    Inverse Transformation Method:
    Place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.


    Thermodynamic Procedure:
    Construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows everything to > pass through except lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it.


    Integration Differential Method:
    Integrate the forest over the entir! e area. The lion is some where in the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion to trace out the lion.

    GOT FRUSTRATED ?? now lets kill the lion...


    Govinda method:
    Continously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.


    Rahul Dravid method:
    Ask the lion to bowl at you.You bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.


    Menaka Gandhi method:
    Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continously.


    George Bush method:
    Link the lion with Osama Bin Laden and shoot him.
     
    phd, Jun 22, 2007 IP
  2. Felu

    Felu Peon

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    Rofl i really can't stop laughing. Rahul Dravids's and Newton's methods are the best. Thanks for the laughter dose. +rep for you :).
     
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  3. Sheen91

    Sheen91 Banned

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    #3
    Yah. HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

    The best is the last one Bushes way.

    Link him to Osama Bin laden then shoot him.

    Thanks for the great laugh.

    ~Sheen91
     
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    cryxellis Banned

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    #4

    hahaha

    yeah you can catch it if you were faster than the lion :D hahahaha
     
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    mitcharr Notable Member

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    hahaha they are awesome, nice find
     
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    CountryBoy Prominent Member

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    Surely it should be trap the lion in the box (cf. the particle), but then there's the possibility it might quantum mechanically tunnel out. Spot the chemist.

     
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    fej Active Member

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    I like the Newton Method! Quite silly! ;)
     
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    #8
    That first one got me. And the last one. Good post, you made these yourself?
     
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    phd Active Member

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    No.. It is one of forwarded email.
     
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    Evolution Method

    Wait 10,000,000 years for it to turn into a turtle. They will be easier to catch.
     
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    Yes you have bumped 476 old thread.Any specific reason for that.
     
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    But don't deny it is FUNNY.

    LOL'ed @ the First and The Last
     
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