Saudi Arabia to the Jews: Help Us! Protect Us from Iran!

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    After seeking protection from Iraq by the US in the 1990s, Saudi Arabia's monarchy once again faces a large threat to it's sovereignty, this time from Iran.

    It has been pointed out that there is no evidence a nuclear Iran would use those nukes to attack it's neighbors, as that would be suicide. In fact, the more likely scenario is that Iran would use it's nukes as a threat while it interferes with it's neighbors, fomenting unrest. Its no secret that Iran looks down on it's Arab neighbors, viewing them as less than equal, and perhaps for good reason, considering the education and freedom enjoyed by the Iranian middle class. It is also no secret, after watching the Iranians create sectarian unrest in post war Iraq, that Iran has a vision of being the sole dominant country in the region.

    The inevitability of Iran with a nuclear weapon has Saudi Arabia crapping it's pants in fear of Shia uprisings bringing an end to the monarchy and Sunni rule. They can't ask the US to come save them since, a) the monarchy already suffered the backlash of having a US base on Saudi soil for a decade, b) the US has already saved it's ass once already, and c) meddling in foreign politics on an election year with a weak economy is a formula for Barack Obama to lose the upcoming election. That leaves only one group who can save the Saudis. The Jews.

    How awkward. Its not like the KSA can ask for help without causing a rebellion within a population that hates the Jews. The answer? Politics. The KSA has already signaled it will boost it's oil output to fill the shortfall of any oil shortage created by the sanctions. In essence, the KSA is directly and single handedly making the Israeli lead sanctions against Iran possible.

    Saudi Arabias minions are likely playing up the threat posed by Iran in hopes of building support for an Israeli military strike on Iran's enrichment facilities, which they can later condemn Israel for. I cant decide if it is more pathetic or comic. Saudis, hiding behind the skirts of the Jews.
     
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    I would like a quote from the custodian of the two holy mosques where he says "Help us Jews".

    There were some reports in wikileaks that the King would ask the US to bomb Iran's facilities, his power allows him to make these demands (why do something yourself if some idiot can do it for you).

    Obama bows down to him as you know.

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    And yes, the KSA fully supports an Israeli attack on Iran, they would enjoy watching Israel and Iran take each other out. Two birds with 1 stone.
     
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    Obamanation Well-Known Member

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    But like you constantly say, they have been advertising such an attack for ages. It isn't coming.

    One day, after the Shiite uprising, Mecca will no longer be controlled by the KSA unless the Jews save you.

    I say good riddance. The KSA is a brutal regime.
     
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    There will be no uprising. Jews need saving themselves, from 57 countries waiting to attack them.

    You are a complete idiot.

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    Adios.
     
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    Obamanation Well-Known Member

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    I had found myself wondering whether Saudi's would be more motivated by fear of Iran of hate of the Jews. I guess your response answers that question. For you, fear is a greater motivator than hate. Don't you find it embarassing to have to beg the Jews for help?


    Oh no?



    I could go on and on with the articles, but my guess is, in no time at all, your false brand of Islam will be out of power in the KSA (assuming the Jews don't save your frightened little asses)
     
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    Only people that fear Iran is the Israeli's.

    The Jews bow down to Obama, Obama bows down to the custodian of the two holy mosques.

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    Obamanation Well-Known Member

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    Oh please. The Saudis were crapping their pants when Iraq decided to beat on it's weaker neighbors, and we both know Saudi Arabia was next, after Kuwait. Now you are crapping your pants because your smarter, more educated neighbors in Iran are looking like they will do the same thing.

    Hell, you even fear your Shia minority, even though they represent only a small percentage of the population. If the KSA was not a brutal dictatorship, the whole region would already by Shia and any remaining Sunnis would be dead.

    I hear the saudi's have altered hadith to read:

    "and the stone behind which a Saudi will be hiding will say. "O Jew! There is a Saudi hiding behind me, so save him"
     
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    Iran has no desire to get in a confrontation with Saudi Arabia.

    The Iranians frequently chant "Death to American" "Death to Israel" .. Do something before they achieve their goal. I guess you are too chicken.
     
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    In other words:

    "Help me, help me! The evil Iranians are after me!"

    Forget it pal. Save yourself. KSA may be able to suppress the Shia rebellion for now, but just wait till Iran starts directly funding and supporting them. You'll just be another failed state of the Arab Spring. Save your pleas for help for the jews.
     
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    In other words "OMG Iran wants to wipe me off the map" "OMG Saudi give us your airspace!" Saudi King replies "Shut the fuck up Jew".
     
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    LoL. Yah, which is why the Saudi King is single handedly making the Israeli lead sanctions of Iran possble. Perhaps next the Saudi King will be providing sexual favors to Netanyahu. Anything to stay alive, after all.

    Alternatively, you could just listen to Imam Khamenei, and convert from your false brand of Islam without bloodshed or the need to go groveling to the Jews.
     
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    Obviously you are talking nonsense .......... again. Oil embargoes have not started yet, and the KSA will not make up for any lost oil from Iran as it has no capacity to pump more. EU's collapse is coming earlier than we thought.

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    LoL. Saudi King says to the Jews, "Save us, and we will do ANYTHING for you!"
     
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    What were you unable to read the link I provided you? It quoted sources from the Saudi Government, not "analysts".

    What I don't get is how the Saudis are SOOOO weak they can't defend themselves. Seriously, can you explain that to me? I know it has to be a lot to swallow to ask the Jews for help, even indirectly. I suspect that, if the Shia population of the KSA were any larger, your government would already be toppling. I just don't get it. So much oil, so weak and pathetic.

    Next thing you know, there will be an Israeli base in the KSA to defend you from Iran.
     
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    The minister "believes" that they can make for lost oil, not "they will" make up for it. Nobody knows if these embargoes will even happen, maybe Iran will sanction them first, then they'd be in even more deep crisis.

    If the KSA do make up for it, its to make more money for themselves, you dimwit, not help for Israel.

    Defend from what? Ahmadinejad that chants "death to Israel" every week? My question is why Israeli's are so weak, why they cannot even go to war with Iran that threatens their existence? "OMG International community ! Help us ." LOL.

    You are a pathetic Israeli, go back to weeping, Iran is coming to get you !
     
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    Not a problem. Israel knows KSA has their back!

    I know that no school that teaches there is land at the north pole would bother to explain the rules of supply and demand in a market economy to you, and I'm not going to waste my time. Feel free to google it if you like.

    What need have they to goto war? They can just cripple Iran's economy so long as their bitch, the KSA is willing to make up the difference in oil production. The real question you should be asking yourself right now is, why is the KSA Israel's bitch? The answer, as I've already pointed out, is that your fear of Iran is greater than your hatred of Israel. Its why, even in your last post, you are practically screaming and begging that Israel go attack Iran to defend you. If the roles were reversed, and Israel was the bitch of the KSA, perhaps they would listen. In the meantime, the rest of the world thank you for doing Israel's bidding.

    You want to know the really humorous thing? While the KSA works dilligently to save it's ass by doing Israel's bidding, the rest of the world works dilligently at battery technology and fuel efficiency. Aside from the economic downturn, it is one of the reasons US demand for oil has run fairly flat and declined in recent years. When the average fuel efficiency of a US vehcile gets to 35 MPG, you are going to see that oil demand plummet.

    The question in my mind is, how is Saudi Arabia going to get ANYONE to give a crap about whether or Iran takes over if nobody needs Saudi oil. The answer is obvious. Nobody will care, no matter how much they beg, whine, and grovel. That is when we will see the Shia revolution in the KSA, and the end of false Sunni teachings.

    Even sucking Israel's ass, I'd say they have about 5 years left. Enjoy.
     
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    To sum up:

    -Iran declares war on Israel
    -Israel asks international community for help
    -Some European countries do an oil embargo on Iran
    -These European countries will now get their oil from Saudi Arabia
    -Saudi Arabia makes more money. (good thinking King Abdullah)
    -Israel attacks Iran
    -Saudi's watch how Israel and Iran take each other back to the stone age. Allahu Akbar !
     
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    Iran declared war on Israel? Did you find that in your text book next to the discussion of all the land at the north pole? LoL

    Let me bring your history in line with reality, and then give you a more accurate projection accordingly.
    History
    * Israel wants to remove Iran's leadership from power
    * Iran accomodates this cause by starting a Nuclear program that violates the NPT
    * Israel asks for sanctions on Iran's oil and tells the KSA to make up the difference
    * The KSA, fearing an ass kicking from the Shia ruled Iran, complies with Israel's demands

    What is coming
    * The KSA helps keep Iran in check for the next decade while the rest of the world works dilligently at reducing it's need for oil
    * Oil prices plummet as demand drops as oil consuming nations find themselves better able to satisfy their need from non-middle eastern sources
    * Reductions in both price and volume create budget shorfalls in the KSA
    * Civil unrest in the KSA increases as police and army salaries get to be more difficult to maintain
    * KSA royalty flees the country just ahead of a coup, taking their billions of dollars in oil wealth with them.
    * Better educated Iran capitalizes on the unrest, fomenting the Shia revolution and reclaiming Mecca from an impure and tainted version of Islam

    Its just a matter of time.
     
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    You are living in a fantasy land I'm afraid, dumb Israeli's think the KSA is on their side, when they are being double crossed.
     
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