Satan pees into the ears of those who sleep

I was reading a thread on islam and i read that

in the Quaran it says that satan pees in to the ears of those who sleep while praying

Satan pees into the ears of those who sleep

Miss prayers and Satan will pee in your ears:

Bukhari V4 B54 N492

http://www.islamicide.com/id32.html

the funniest i ever read

 

Satan pissing in ears and hanging out in noses, talking trees, evil backgammon, and stoning masterbatory monkeys.

Sounds like a really f*cked up Mike Myers movie....

Need I say more?

 

And people are obsessed with such shit? Seriously, there is something genetically wrong with the fundamentalists out there.

 

question is "define fundamentalist please", ?

 

That's not a question. That's a request. Please learn to speak English.

 

I thought I smelled something funny the other morning

 

get a better life man

thats not from Quran.

I suggest you study something before posting

 

Is any of this stuff from the Quran?

 

if you proved that from quran i will ask mods to ban me from dp forever

 

s/he maybe doesn't really know what the Quran is.

 

Well technically it says that the OP read it from a thread on Islam not that they were quoting it as a passage from the quran ..

Despite that lol you can never under estimate the possibilities of satan

 

Talking about satan, Is Bobby Jindal -- Who May Be On McCain's Veep Shortlist -- An Exorcist?

http://tpmelectioncentral.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/06/bobby_jindals_dance_with_the_d.php

 

Technically?

NOT

 

It is in hadith,

Hadith 21:245 (Prayer At Night (Tahajjud)) " … A person was mentioned before the Prophet (p.b.u.h) and he was told that he had kept on sleeping till morning and had not got up for the prayer. The Prophet said, 'Satan urinated in his ears.'"

Hadith 54:492 (Beginning Of Creation) " … It was mentioned before the Prophet that there was a man who slept the night till morning (after sunrise). The Prophet said, 'He is a man in whose ears (or ear) Satan had urinated.'"

 

Come on people that was written metaphorically. This is like a lunatic fundamentalist christian that says the earth is only 5000 years old lol.

 

Here is another funny one...

I found a bunch of strange hadiths here.

 

Hmm, that explains why whenever I clean my ears it always comes out yellow.