hey these types of jokes are quite common in india..hehe..lol..but now i think we should stop making such racist jokes..when an Aussie calls us &^*_ we get lots of insulted...and what is this..what we are doing in our own community..anyways..not the right forum to discuss such things..,,,,nice collection..
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.Wife observes the whole episode.Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Sardar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly SARDAR AND H20 What is the chemical formula 4 water? Sardar: HIJKLMNO. Teacher: what r u talking about? Sardar: Yesterday u said H to O. PUNJABI AIRLINES Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain Banta Singh welcoming you to Punjab Airways. We apologize for the four day delay in taking off, owing to bad weather and some overtime I had put in at the bakery. This is flight one two six flight to New Delhi. Landing in Delhi is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the East. And if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village! Punjab Airways has an excellent record for safety. In fact our safety standards are so high that even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is with pleasure I announce that starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination. (I presume that the other 50% were the terrorists themselves!!!) For the ones that don't quiet make it, Punjab Airways staff have all the requisite experience for consoling the next-of-kin. Our Stewardesses Bubbly and Goldie will be happy to brief you on our out-of-court settlement policies. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off ! To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary tea and biscuits ! For our religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God! We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buff, we will be flying right next to Air India, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window. There is no-smoking in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! Life jacket are positioned under your seats and free bathing costumes are made available to the aunties and swimming shorts to the uncles, for emergency jumps! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark ! Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take off and fasten your belt. For those of you who can't find a seat belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a flight attendant for your suitcase. Sorry, but I won't be flying with you today because I have to attend my nephew's wedding. But please make yourself at home and help yourself to the cock pit. Thank you for choosing Punjab Airways. HAVE A NICE JOURNEY
Hi, Nice jokes. Hope we dont hurt any community of people. Its better that we dont use any such words.
Hahahah So Nice Bro Its Really To Fresh My Mind I Read This All Jokes About Sardar i lIKE iT Thanks For Posted.
Good jokes on Sardar... Good work .... But the question is that, why most of the jokes are on Sardaar....? .... lol
yes we should stop making fun over our own community member. British people created Sardarji jokes since they are very patiotic and couldnt be stopped. So they made fun on them by saying Sardarji jokes and we still follow them in this.... Shame on us.
Sarda enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why? Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly
sardar's are jokers..true..but have you ever noticed that u will never find a sardar begging..they are highly self respected ppl..they earn their living anyhow..