Sarda Ji Jokes!!!!

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  1. hashif

    hashif Well-Known Member

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    #21
    ha ha........very good jokes............
     
    hashif, Jan 31, 2010 IP
  2. ournishani

    ournishani Greenhorn

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    #22
    hey these types of jokes are quite common in india..hehe..lol..but now i think we should stop making such racist jokes..when an Aussie calls us &^*_ we get lots of insulted...and what is this..what we are doing in our own community..anyways..not the right forum to discuss such things..,,,,nice collection..
     
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  3. sunil patel

    sunil patel Peon

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    #23
    good jobs keep doing this.
     
    sunil patel, Feb 7, 2010 IP
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    #24
    Very funny ! very good jokes :D
     
    ChrisTurn, Feb 7, 2010 IP
  5. maha123

    maha123 Peon

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    #25
    Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.Wife observes the whole episode.Again he comes and does the same stuff.

    Wife asks Why are you doing this?

    Sardar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly

    SARDAR AND H20
    What is the chemical formula 4 water? Sardar: HIJKLMNO.

    Teacher: what r u talking about?
    Sardar: Yesterday u said H to O.

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  6. prisley

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    #26
    Hi,

    Nice jokes. Hope we dont hurt any community of people.

    Its better that we dont use any such words.
     
    prisley, Feb 8, 2010 IP
  7. LindaSimon

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    #27
    Very nice collection lolz
     
    LindaSimon, Feb 14, 2010 IP
  8. yousafzai

    yousafzai Active Member

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    #29
    Hahahah So Nice Bro Its Really To Fresh My Mind I Read This All Jokes About Sardar i lIKE iT Thanks For Posted.
     
    yousafzai, May 6, 2010 IP
  9. nairaland101

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    #30
    nice collection man!!
     
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  10. rashi0123

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    #31
    oh really....All the jokes are very good....
     
    rashi0123, May 7, 2010 IP
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    #32
    Good jokes on Sardar... Good work ....

    But the question is that, why most of the jokes are on Sardaar....? .... lol
     
    james_bonds, May 7, 2010 IP
  12. real123

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    #34
    ha ha ha........
    nice jokes
    thanks for sharing
     
    real123, May 7, 2010 IP
  13. saurabh.shukla

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    #35
    really funny its mind blowing jokes.......
     
    saurabh.shukla, May 7, 2010 IP
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    #36
    The jokes are really funny. I have heard some of them before but reading them again was fun.
     
    daniel1987, May 9, 2010 IP
  15. stayalive

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    #37
    yes we should stop making fun over our own community member. British people created Sardarji jokes since they are very patiotic and couldnt be stopped. So they made fun on them by saying Sardarji jokes and we still follow them in this.... Shame on us.
     
    stayalive, May 10, 2010 IP
  16. Mr Income

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    #38
    Sarda enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why?

    Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly
     
    Mr Income, May 11, 2010 IP
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    retroinnovation Peon

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    #40
    sardar's are jokers..true..but have you ever noticed that u will never find a sardar begging..they are highly self respected ppl..they earn their living anyhow..
     
    retroinnovation, Jun 12, 2010 IP