Santa wanted to be an accountant

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    Santa wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test:

    Tester : If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
    Santa : SEVEN!

    Tester : No, listen carefully again. If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
    Santa : SEVEN!

    Tester : Let's try this way. If I give you two bottles of beer, and two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got?
    Santa : SIX.

    Tester : Good! Now, if I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
    Santa : SEVEN!

    Tester : How on Earth do you work out those three lots of two rabbits is seven?
    Santa : I've already got one rabbit at home.
     
    *SUNNY*, Mar 1, 2007 IP
  2. Sirius Lee

    Sirius Lee Peon

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    I guess Santa ain't much of a beer drinker, then. Probably got some expensive vintage in the fridge instead of a six pack. :)

    But what's with the rabbit? Poor thing's gonna freeze up in the Arctic. :eek:
     
    Sirius Lee, Mar 1, 2007 IP
  3. KingofKings

    KingofKings Banned

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    Sunny loving your posts brother keep it up..

    Off topic: did you get Just cause yet? :p
     
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  4. *SUNNY*

    *SUNNY* Banned

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    Thanks buddy for liking my posts.

    I purchased it but DVD gave me Catastrophic error during installation. The shopkeeper said to come back on Saturday.
     
    *SUNNY*, Mar 1, 2007 IP
  5. KingofKings

    KingofKings Banned

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    Alright keep me updated bro.. :)
     
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  6. Rohit patel

    Rohit patel Prominent Member

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    Well I love Santa Banta jokes and this will make me happy. Keep posting more jokes.:)
     
    Rohit patel, Mar 1, 2007 IP
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    rays Active Member

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    good one ...
     
    rays, Mar 2, 2007 IP
  8. getjimmy

    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    REally a good joke.
     
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  9. Zerosleep

    Zerosleep Established User

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    LoL always nice to read Santa Banta Jokes
    Man Santa should keep himself away from those rabbits :p
    I think Banta is missing in this Joke :confused:
     
    Zerosleep, Mar 2, 2007 IP
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    So funny of Santa i'd listen before........
     
    wokyoh, Mar 3, 2007 IP