Rules to be followed by women

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  1. vibinhari

    vibinhari Notable Member

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    #41
    You talk rubbish... i.e you speak my language well :D
    So not self-inspiring = not loving myself = not bad ~ good (yep me am the smart)
    kaung I am forever indebted to thee

    Hey what happened to the swarm of smitten females who were ready to drink my blood? :D
     
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    #42
    haha funy post
     
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  3. kaung

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    #43
    doing their blood type test first :p
     
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    #44
    Pretty funny, thanks
     
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    #45
    Lol funny post. Enjoyed it.
     
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    #46
    cool rules. 100 percent true.
     
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    #47
    Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

    So men can be open minded.
     
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    Nora Well-Known Member

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    #48
    I object! :'(

    Funny list though :D

    Super! I'll forward that to everyone I know :D
     
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  9. vibinhari

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    #49
    We pass more gas because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure...


    Come to think of it women and tornadoes alike... they both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.



    That may be so... but I bet a half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it. :D


    The pic sez it all
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    Women: We cannot love them all. But we must try
     
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    sheilasultani Peon

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    #50
    I did A LOT More than that!:D


    This is typical male behavior, blame it on women (face it - you do it because you are rude and disgusting!):p


    Thats because, Men are like snowstorms . . . You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long he will last.


     
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    #51
    sheilasultani This is no battle of wits between you and me... I never pick on an unarmed woman :D

    I propose a truce... lets kiss and make up. And I hope some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't :D
     
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    #52
    But I was having so much fun!!

    I've got three males in my house and this subject is dear to my heart.

    TRUCE!
     
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    #53
    The argument wasnt gonna go anywhere coz, at the end of the day women need pets and, we need someone to do our laundry :D

    Well in my house there are 11 females (1 mother, 1 grandma, 1 aunt and 8 sisters :eek:) and I'm the only guy :rolleyes:

    It was a pleasure sparring with you... so until next time - stay fiesty :D
     
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    #54
    and this thread can be closed :p haha
     
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    #55
    Your going to have a hard time finding a women who "follows" your rules. Believe me, you men are all the same, SHEESH! Be lonely and alone forever, or drop the "Holier Than Thou" attitude that your carrying around on your shoulders and maybe a women will stick around and not kick your ass out on the couch.
    HAHA ;)

    Well, they were pretty funny... but some were just offensive to women.... Watch out here comes the feminists.
     
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    #56
    This is funny you tell them vibinhari :D
     
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    #57
    Sheesh! Way too many rules.... I've got only one rule.

    You take care of me ;);) and I'll take care of you. ;);) <--- One rule, applies to almost every situation.
     
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    #58
    Nice Rules..
    But I don't hope my girl friend follow this.
     
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    #59
    True .i like your statment

    Check owk.cz you see rules followed by women

    can find more wired place than owk.cz .i was hired as seo for "female Domination" big project but given up
     
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    #60
    Damn true !!!
     
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