These are some of the rymes with the most romantic firstline but least romantic second line.........! Njoy (1) My darling, my honey, my wife... Marrying you screwed up my life. (3) Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you... But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. (4)Of loving beauty you float with grace... If only you could hide your face. (5) Kind, intelligent, loving and hot... This describes everything you are not. (6)I want to feel your sweet embrace... But don't take that paper bag off of your face. (7)I love your smile, your face, and your eyes... Damn, I'm good at telling lies (8)I see your face when I am dreaming... That's why I always wake up screaming. (10)What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.
You are so drunk maybe you should go to bed, yes my darling I am, but you are ugly and in the morning I will be sober You are so rude, if you were my boyfriend I would poison you, "if you were my girlfriend I would drink it.