Right or left handed

They say left handers are more intellegent.

Albert Einstein was a left hander.

Oh. And I'm a lefty too

 

Left handed

 

Fallacy!!!!

 

Is it a sign of intelligence or a birth defect????

I am a righty incidently...

 

I'm left handed, and certainly seem to be wired up differently to the majority in the head, too.

Anyone else find that who'se a lefty?

Pete

 

Depends on what I'm doing. Most stuff I do righty. But I discipline monkeys with my left hand!

 

LOL u mean you spank the monkey with your left.

 

You guys are too smart! Must prove your theory!

 

I'm a lefty too but was raised as a rigth handed

I write with both hands, my hand writting is bad with both. Eat, work, do almost everything with both (even taking of bad monkeys) but I can't draw with my right hand...

 

Abidextrous, your special

 

Us rite hand'd peeple ar gnot stoopid.

 

We are going to rise up and take over this fricken rock one day you right handed fools. Lefty's are infiltrating key positions of power ready to overthrow your upside down world.

We are gonna change all the f'n scissors to start with to left handed.
Then all the rulers are gonna be left handed.
Then all the golf clubs (right handers will be able to get special ones)
We are fine on the cricket bats but the pads will be changed to left handed.
Cheque books and notepads of every kind will become left handed.
We are fine with most sex toys and bra clips already favour left handers.

And that is only the start. There are massive logical flaws in the way you right handers have disordered the world. Prepare for many changes to what you consider very weird ways of doing stuff.

If you are right handed - prepare to adapt to our new self imposed rule over the world.

 

You know I reread the first post and I would like to add that a fair amount of lefties are also dyslexic so there ya go....proof that it's a birth defect and not the norm... *ducks and runs*

 

gutted, im abnormal then. iv got red hair as well which isnt to common nowadays.

 

There's what's called a 'special' school near us. I'm suprised he can type if he's as special as those kids.

Hehe, raised right-handed I like it. I do most things with my right but I do write with my left. It's a mix.. but I can't write with my right, so my fountain pen writing in primary school was always smudged as I wrote.

Pete

 

Right handed. But with left if I want to make it feel like someone else is doing it

 

Why not just get somebody else to do it

 

Because she's right-handed too

 

Try sitting on you left hand for 10 minutes until you get pins and needles - then it'll really feel like someone else.

 

Also "I have heard" putting a rubber band around your wrist to make it fall asleep.