Rib-tickling Joke Thread...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by kittyluver, May 10, 2009.

  1. #1
    Hi,

    I have starte this thread just to spend few minutes to relax while reading about SEO, domain flipping, afflate marketing, Adsense, etc in DP forums.

    The Joke is:-



    A Spanish Naval captain was walking leisurely on his battleship when a subordinate rushes over to him and says "Sir, an enemy battleship is fast approaching us. We should be ready."

    The captain replies coolly "Go. Get my Red shirt." The subordinate rushes over and gets the Shirt for his captain. The captain wears the red shirt.

    After some time, the enemy battleship comes in range. Consequently heavy rounds of fire are exchanged between the two battleships. After much effort, the Spanish win.

    The subordinate approaches his boss, "Congratulations for the victory sir, but why did you require the red shirt in the first place?"

    The captain replies "Because, during the war if I got injured then my blood should not have been seen as I did not want my men to lose hope and to Fight with the same ferocity."

    Just then another subordinate rushes over. "Sir, we just spotted another 20 enemy battleships heading in our direction."

    The captain replies coolly “Go. Get my yellow trousers.”

    Any more similar jokes can be shared here to drive the tiredness among us.:)
     
    kittyluver, May 10, 2009 IP
  2. jonnyh431

    jonnyh431 Peon

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    #2
    Bigger is better.

    Unless it's a tumour.
     
    jonnyh431, May 10, 2009 IP
  3. jonnyh431

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    Here's a good rape joke:

    I went to the doctors with herpes, he asked if I took precautions when having sex.

    Well obviously I do, gloves, mask, dark clothing...
     
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  4. jonnyh431

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    Like most people my age,

    I'm 27
     
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    Lol if you want jokes, go to : sickipedia.org
     
    jonnyh431, May 10, 2009 IP
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    a joke ? i didn't understand :p
     
    meryhill, May 10, 2009 IP