Selling Review Guide: Struggling webmasters be prepared to be SAVED

Hi everyone,

If you need help with the following this is the service for you
-Adsense optimization
-Onsite optimization
-Onsite SEO
-Off site SEO
and the list goes on.....

What is my service?
In a nutshell I will be giving your website hours(2-8hrs) of attention and I will be writing out where it needs improving and what can be done to get that boost it needs.
I will be looking at the following:
-Error redirect
-sitemap & urllist & robot list in your site
-Site layout, evaluating the colors, main design, banner, graphics, etc
-Meta tag layout
-tell you where is the best placement of ads to get more clicks and more for your clicks
-check out what keywords you are trying to rank for in google and evaluate what can be done to bring you up.
-A major onsite check to see what's hurting your site from getting ranks and what can be done to "push google" to help you get higher up.
-Off site optimization. The pro's have a lot of tricks to move up in alexa, PR, and building backlinks and I will show you how to use the many tools we are using.
-whatever else I see you need
In the end you will get a full report of where your adsense should and what should be done and how to do it the easy way.

Why I'm doing this?
A few reasons:
-I used to offer this service for free just to fill the time(Here: http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=2004563 ). I never gave people a huge amount of attention but I did give them a lot of assistance. After awhile these people would come by to me a month later and pm me and say "Damn, I'm making 3X as much, thanks". It sounded nice for the little guys, but a few of the pro's asked to review their site and they would be willing to throw a few bucks. These dudes are already pulling $1000+ a month with adsense and when they came back and said "hey, I got a 36% increase from you" I got a little annoyed for how much time I spent helping them out for $5.
Now I'm honestly thinking, screw this, I need a fixed price so I don't make everyone else millionaire while I'm budgeting my christmas money

The second reason is for my first website way back I had to learn the hard way myself! and I made every mistake in the book. It took a year just to get things right.

In order to Qualify to get a review?
1. This review is only for beginner to mid level webmasters. You must earn less than $10 per day with adsense
2. I only review a person on ONE site for each purchase.
3. I do not review Blogs, Forums, or search engines. You site needs to have something I can work with.

Price: $29.95
I don't do review copies either. I've got a perfect itrader and I have rather good references:
Free Cheapy Reviews I've been giving out
The Pro's are laughing a high paying niche hunters Article
My Advanced Partnership Contract
Three-way link exchange is bad for SEO!