Religious Jokes...

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by ly2, Sep 5, 2007.

  1. #1
    Try not to be mean and hateful, certainly we can have just one fun thread in the P&R area.

    Here's one to start...


    theres a priest and a rabbi walking down the street and they see a young boy,
    the priest says to the rabbi "let's screw him"
    the rabbi says "out of what?"



    another...

    Question: What's a Jewish dilemma?

    Answer: Free ham.
     
    ly2, Sep 5, 2007 IP
  2. guerilla

    guerilla Notable Member

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    #2
    First of all, I am not against Islam, so these are being presented by at worst, a neutral party and only for entertainment purposes.
     
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    guerilla Notable Member

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    #3
    Buddhist jokes

     
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    ncz_nate Well-Known Member

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    #4
    hahahahahahahaha
     
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  5. Caveman

    Caveman Peon

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    #5
    Guerilla, I found it interesting that you felt the need for a disclaimer before posting jokes about muslims, but felt no such need before posting jokes about Buddhists.

    Nothing meant by this, just an observation.
     
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  6. ncz_nate

    ncz_nate Well-Known Member

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    oh well that's society today my friend. we need to speak only highly of the throat-cutters because obviously... if you don't.. they'll cut your throat.

    great world for sheep to live in !
     
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  7. DevilHellz

    DevilHellz Well-Known Member

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    #7
    That's an excellent observation, actually.
    +reps for that.
     
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    ly2 Notable Member

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    #8
    That is a good observation. I'm also going to give you a rep.


    Guerilla, can you explain this, or did you do it without even giving it any thought?
     
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  9. guerilla

    guerilla Notable Member

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    #9
    I was merely trying to support the OP in what I thought could end up being an unpopular thread. Apparently I was right. No one else has posted jokes, instead deciding to subject my posts to some sort of informal review.

    Take my disclaimer any way you want. I didn't realize this was a honeypot thread.
     
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  10. ly2

    ly2 Notable Member

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    #10
    It's not. It's a fun thread, it was just an interesting observation that he made. Don't get all freaked out over it.
     
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    Jesus saw God and God got shocked at Jesus's clothing. He said, "jesus christ, what is that?" *drum stick bangs* Lol, I'm bored.
     
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