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relaxzoolander is in the house

Discussion in 'Introductions' started by relaxzoolander, Apr 1, 2004.

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    hi.
    i am new here.
    be nice to me.
    i am frail and sensitive to criticism.
    i dont have many friends.
    i only want to fit in.
    thank you.
    :eek:
     
    relaxzoolander, Apr 1, 2004 IP
  2. digitalpoint

    digitalpoint Overlord of no one Staff

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    And if he misbehaves, I'll write a beat-rz-bloody.php script, which anyone will be able to call simply by clicking. You will be sitting and lunch and feel a burning pain from someone that triggered it.

    {reading} Hmmm, what the hell am I talking about? I need to go to bed.

    - Shawn
     
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  3. relaxzoolander

    relaxzoolander Peon

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    ...like in that movie 'saving silverman'...i will have electrodes attached to my man-nipples going to a remote control.....yowee! :eek:

    oh...i am sorry too...i didnt see that 'introduction' section.
    my first post and i have messed up already.
    i promise to obey the rules from now on. :D

    by the way...
    i prefer 'drudge' to 'peon'.
    thank you.
     
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  4. GuyFromChicago

    GuyFromChicago Permanent Peon

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    Welcome to the forum. Your site's pretty cool. Nice work.
     
    GuyFromChicago, Apr 1, 2004 IP
  5. digitalpoint

    digitalpoint Overlord of no one Staff

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    30 Posts and you become a Grunt. :)

    - Shawn
     
    digitalpoint, Apr 1, 2004 IP
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    LEDgirl Guest

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    You can always count on RZ to liven things up a bit! Glad to see you here. :cool:

    -CD
     
    LEDgirl, Apr 1, 2004 IP
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    relaxzoolander Peon

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    i got a bro in chicago.
    nice place.
    my wife is greek so we do the greek town thing for the good food.
    :)
     
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  8. relaxzoolander

    relaxzoolander Peon

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    .....so much to look forward to. :rolleyes:
     
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    digitalpoint Overlord of no one Staff

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    We are like brothers! My girlfriend is Russian. Russian and Greek are both Cyrillic characters... Uhm, yeah.

    - Shawn
     
    digitalpoint, Apr 1, 2004 IP
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    relaxzoolander Peon

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    hi there optoGirl......thanks for the encouragement.
    good to see a few familiar 'faces'.
    :)
     
    relaxzoolander, Apr 1, 2004 IP
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    relaxzoolander Peon

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    cool!
    its a good thing shes not from turkey or macedonia or albania....
    then we would have some trouble on our hands...
    [it would put a damper on our 4some dinners out.]
    :D
     
    relaxzoolander, Apr 1, 2004 IP
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    Foxy Chief Natural Foodie

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    My dog is a french born english cocker does that allow me to come to dinner too?

    Hi RZ nice to see you here
     
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    Foxy Chief Natural Foodie

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    ViciousSummer Ayn Rand for President! Staff

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    Oh yah? Well, my dog is a American born Australian Shepard named after a beach in Indonesia...AND, he wants to fight your pup for the dinner invite... :D

    p.s. A berserker? No fair, I'm so over being a grunt...
     
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    Foxy Chief Natural Foodie

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    No contest - but in france they pronounce bitch as beeech - so my cockers worried about where your australian came from - so am I as a New Zealander!

    Hehe
     
    Foxy, Apr 2, 2004 IP
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    sarahk iTamer Staff

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    Hi, good to see you here. I went back to that other forum yesterday, first time since Shawn opened shop. Boy it's changed - but for the worse.

    Hope you stay around!

    Sarah
     
    sarahk, Apr 3, 2004 IP
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    Hai and Welcome to DP
     
    YoByte, Jul 27, 2005 IP
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    fryman Kiss my rep

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    Dammit, could you stop bumping up old threads?? This one is from 2004!!!
     
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    fryman Kiss my rep

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    It's amazing how dumb some people are, this retard bumped up a Sorvoja thread which is also from 2004, and there are still people posting over there
     
    fryman, Jul 27, 2005 IP
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    pcdoc Active Member

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    most of us misfits call this home...... no one wants us around anymore!

    Welcome.
     
    pcdoc, Jul 27, 2005 IP
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