Relationship Tip Of The Week

Relationship tip of the week:

Don't tell your wife you didn't think they did anti-wrinkle cream in industrial sized barrels.

 

The £30 a 50ml tub one? Ouch!

 

Nah. She was looking at some cream advert on the tv and I quipped that they probably didn't supply it in 50 gallon, industrial-sized barrels. hehe.

That went down well.

 

Ah right, now I get it. I thought you were proven wrong and now have a barrel in your bathroom. But I get the point now, bit slow...

 

I know perfectly well what you mean. If I tell my wife she must brush her hair she’ll immediately say that I’m losing interest in her and that tomorrow she’ll go to the hairdresser and ends up buying I don’t know how many hair products, cloths, hairclips….. End of story, l’ve learnt to keep my mouth shut…

 

does my butt look big in this?

How old do I look?

Do I look the same to you as I did 15 years ago?


RUN!!!

 

I've taught my son 'survival tips' from an early age.

As in, how to respond 'properly' to questions from females:
Woman: Do you like my hair?
Honest answer: Why? What's different about it? It looks like straw.
Survival Tip answer: Yes! It looks really good. I really like the way it's styled.

 

Don't listen to a married guy, they are screwed....