Lol, I'm not sure how this is a template description at all, but it is in the description section under the preview images on boxedart. I think it has something to do with the movie Animal House? "Vernon Wormer Dean, Academic Division Faber College Somewhere in Pennsylvania Dear Dean Wormer, I am writing to you regarding the events of this past semester, which led to my expulsion from your university. First, I would like to apologize for my part in the disruptive activities at your institution. Having been provided with the opportunity to reflect on my actions, I realize that my behavior was unacceptable..." It goes on from there. Original description: http://www.boxedart.com/phpshop/info.php/mp_/20741