1.) Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day????.. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!. 2.) Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means.. Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever.. 3.) Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.. 4.) When i open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!.. 5.) Your brain is special. It has 2 parts LEFT and RIGHT. In right, nothing LEFT. In left, nothing RIGHT.. 6.) Lovers sitting in a park, Boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage. Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already marriedâ€. 7.) Wife: Yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.. 8.) Interviewer: What is skeleton? Bob: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!! 9.) Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n then replies the boy. “i dont like that kind of sms ok?â€.. 10.) A doctor falls in love with a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to the nurse : “I Love You Sisterâ€. If you know one then Post here..
One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers "God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa." Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather died. A month later the father heard his sonny saying prayers again: "God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy. Goodbye Grammy." The next day the grandmother died. Well, the father was getting more than a little woried about the whole situation. One week later, the father once again overheard his sons prayers. "God Bless Mommy. Good bye Daddy." This nearly gave the father a heart attack. He didn't say anything but he got up early to go to work, so that he would miss the traffic. He stayed all through lunch and dinner. Finally after midnight he went home. He was still alive! When he got home he appologised to his wife. "I am sorry Honey. I had a very bad day at work today." "You think you've had a bad day? YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD A BAD DAY!?" the wife yelled, "The mailman dropped dead on my doorstep this morning!"
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions, "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?" The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there." She thanked the officer and he drives off. Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop. The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?" The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 45th bus just went by!"
Great jokes: lol! Another one: A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, “I have some good news and some bad news.†The man says, “OK, give me the good news first.†The doctor says, “The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.†The man replies, “Oh no! If that’s the good news, then what’s the bad news?†The doctor says, “The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.â€