An insect falls into a mug of beer... see the Reactions of the people....!! Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away Japanese: Dr inks the beer with insect as it is coming free Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT INDIANS Pakistani: -Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer -Relates the issue to Kashmir -Asks the Chinese for Military aid -Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.
American: sue the fucking bartender Chinese: ask bartender for a takeout box to pack the insect. Give it to friend as gift. Japanese: bow to the insect and ask the insect to leave in peace Indian Got the idea of selling the beer and insect. However, no one understand a word he said because of the accent. so end up he scam another Indian by telling him how he can make money fast by selling beer and insect to the stupid Chinese and American
Good ones. Thanks for the.. well.. a single laugh was all I got, but hey that's better than none at all right?
India : test fires new Missiles To Play Against Pakistan America : Gives All The Aid To Pakistan Europe : joins India Japan : Helps India Africa : Joins America and Pakistan Ultimately : WORLD WAR III
Hi Chetan "India : test fires new Missiles To Play Against Pakistan" This is Wrong. India never Use Missiles To Play Against any Country. India Use Only for Self Protection Dude.
Hmm, i have no idea why all the grudge against pakistanese. I have one close indian friends always telling me how bad pakistanese are. But oh well, guess i can't go more political.
I agree the post is pointless. but We dont hate Pakistanies, not at least the community. What we hate about pakistan, is their political/Army policies, which is certainly anti India, we, Indian hate that only. I have few good friends in pakistan, and they dont have any issue with me, nor do I.
Keikor, please learn some facts before discussing such issues. Simply put, this is not just a "grudge" Pakistan has till date attacked India 3 times and caused 3 wars which btw it lost all 3 times Anyway 3 attacks later, you start to hold a grudge.
Heck!! This is how a stupid pointless joke thread truns into political discussion. Three more posts about Indo Pak relationship and mods will move it to political forum.
The Webmaster, I don't plan on discussing political bs right now, I'm just trying to clarify to people that this isn't a stupid "grudge" there is a lot of physical damage and attempted insult behind it.
I would support you cos i too have many pakistani friends. Now stop bringing these type of thread which get diverted to wrong directions.