re-introducing seductiveapps (with Christmas gifts)

Discussion in 'Programming' started by seductiveapps.com, Dec 24, 2017.

  1. #1
    I've been side-tracked building a webappObfuscator (not available anywhere online) for about a year, then realizing i was only facilitating dark-grey and black-hat hackers.
    so i handed over to the governments of the Netherlands and the CIA of the USA, and then i was left with a core system in shambles.
    it took me another 4 months just to get the main system back on track.

    but it's nearly completely back on track now, and much new nice music has been added to my site.

    so here are the URLs:

    https://facebook.com/ReneVeermanSeductiveApps .... personal announcements
    https://facebook.com/SeductiveAppsAcademy .... for young CTOs (on how to build flowcharts and the like, and how to avoid a burnout, stuff like that)
    see also my other fb pages at https://www.facebook.com/ReneVeermanSeductiveApps/posts/2016144531984923?pnref=story

    http://seductiveapps.com
    http://seductiveapps.com/LICENSE.txt
    http://seductiveapps.com/TODO.txt

    http://seductiveapps.com/musicPlayer(set'DJ_FireSnake') .... 38 hours of good music
    see also https://www.facebook.com/ReneVeermanSeductiveApps/posts/2018997865032923?pnref=story

    http://seductiveapps.com/jsonViewer...mVuZS9kYXRhLmpzb24mdmVyc2lvbj1jb25kZW5zZWQ=') .... (loads up a 1.5Mb JSON demo file that includes HTML, CSS and Full ASCII and Unicode tables) .... broken at the moment, gets fixed maybe later this week.

    http://seductiveapps.com/tarot(deck'Original-Rider-Waite',reading'3-Cards') .... broken at the moment, gets fixed early next year i think

    DOWNLOADS
    https://github.com/seductiveapps/seductiveapps
    https://github.com/seductiveapps/seductiveapps/commits/master .... CHANGELOG

    Comments and flames are welcome. I know my framework seductiveapps is far from perfect yet.
     
    Last edited: Dec 24, 2017
    seductiveapps.com, Dec 24, 2017 IP
  2. deathshadow

    deathshadow Acclaimed Member

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    1) Wrong forum area to discuss a site relaunch or pimp your warez.

    2) "This page requires JavaScript" is a message NO user should ever see... though I see that in general you are still using images to do CSS' job, absolute positioning to do flow's job, JavaScript to do CSS' job, and STILL ended up with a broken layout whilst STILL failing to grasp the most basic minimums of using HTML correctly.

    some tips?

    1) If you're using a HTML 5 doctype, you can lose the XMLNS nonsense.

    2) If you're under HTML 5, type="text/css" and type="text/JavaScript" are no longer required by the specification -- though as a point of fact no browser EVER actually paid attention to them in the first place.

    3) If you're wasting the user's time loading 67 separate javascripts -- AS MUCH AS a MINUTE OF HANDSHAKING OVERHEAD -- you probably need to learn how networking works. combined with the batshit 353 separate requests it is hardly a shock your page takes about 70 seconds to load here, and could worst-case scenario take many users over THREE MINUTES for the page to finish coming through.... and that's before we even talk about the utterly nutters TEN MEGABYTE page-size.

    4) WCAG colour contrast minimums, LEARN WHAT THEY ARE. WCAG font size practices, LEARN WHAT THEY ARE. You have illegible colour contrasts mated to fixed metric sizes.

    ... between #3, #4, and the reliance on scripttardery for everything you are pretty much flipping the bird at 90%+ of potential visitors to your site. You might as well just put a giant H1 center of the screen that reads "F*** OFF!"

    5) It's bad enough your jacktarded slop together scripttardery endlessly whilst flipping the bird at accessibility, but wasting 11k on ascii art and some disclaimer bullshit!?! Epic /FAIL/ at web development -- particularly given that what your site appears to have for content on first load once the scritptardery is allowed to run there is likely ZERO reason for the entire HTML to be more than 6k.

    I've said this before, but I'm going to repeat it for emphasis: LEARN HOW TO USE HTML AND CSS PROPERLY, YOU CLEARLY DO NOT KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT EITHER TO BE USING JAVASCRIPT FOR A DAMNED THING YET!!!

    Hence the bloated slow unusable train wreck of how NOT to build a website that nobody would wait for it to even finish loading unless it was for the purpose of reviewing just how badly you've ignored every basic good practice of site-building.

    Do the world a favor, and back the **** away from the JavaScript!
     
    deathshadow, Dec 28, 2017 IP
  3. seductiveapps.com

    seductiveapps.com Active Member

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    hehehe :) take a chill pill dude :)
    i actually extend CSS, and yes the thing still has bugs. ;)

    i'll take your more useful comments to heart and build a neat little script combiner one of these days ok :) amongst other improvements.
     
    seductiveapps.com, Jan 2, 2018 IP