Quote of the Day

"what you do in life, echos in eternity" - Gladiator

 

He who dares not to offend cannot be honest. -- Thomas Paine

 

"I Heart Boobs"
"The Penis Mightier"
"And the show has reached a new low"
"I'm going to go home and put a gun in my mouth... goodnight"

- SNL Celebrity Jeopardy

 

Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we die.
-Dave Mathews Band-

Good way to live in my opinion.

 

Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbles in your path and you will find you have crossed the mountain.
-Unknown

 

"My heart, my life, my soul....she has the key to them all. She has but to turn the key and allow me to surround her...with my warmth and love."

 

"All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!"

 

I've always preferred:

Trespassers will be shot.
Survivors will be shot again.
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That's a good one Will!!!

 

Sleep is the closest feeling of death, but it's the essence of life .

 

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."

 

If at first you don't succeed, you should kill yourself immediatly because you will never amount to anything and you will never be happy since you are a complete failure.

 

"OK, so what's the speed of dark?"

 

Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
-Samuel Ullman

 

Wow very insightful Billabong

 

Sarcasm: an ingenious way of making intelligent people feel stupid.

 

thanks Daniel =)

I get all my quotes from my website! The ones I post in here are actually the quote of the day (of that day) on my website.

 

Cool Billabong I'll have to check out your site

 

We're competitors, I run Famous Quote.

 

Ill check it out too Will