In heaven Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever. Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option." "Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!" "That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it!" "What about the PC?" "It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys," "Which three?" "Control, Alt and Delete." Source: http://www.keepsmilingforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=53
That's great, I will definitely pass it on. Here's another one: Bill Gates dies in a car crash and ends up in front in front of St. Peter in heaven. St. Peter says I don’t know what to do with you. You’ve created many jobs and helped a lot of people in the new electronic age, but you’ve also been a royal pain to some of our big contributers. I’ll tell you what, I’ll let you have a look at heaven and hell and choose for yourself. So St. Peter shows Bill heaven, with the clouds and Angels and harps, and Bill thinks to himself: “OK, as far as it goes.†Then St. Peter shows Bill hell, with scantily clad bathing beauties on a tropical beach with palm trees and Bill thinks to himself: “This is a no-brainer!†So Bill says to St. Peter: “I’ll take hell!†Two weeks later St. Peter thinks to himself: “I wonder how Bill is doing?†So he drops by hell and finds Bill chained to a wall, consumed by flames and screaming in agony. “Where are the bathing beauties, where’s the beach?†Cried Bill. “This isn’t what you showed me!†“Thatâ€, said St. Pete, “was a demo.â€
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I am a fan of Bill Gates. I hope you guys can read articles about him being a philanthropist having donated tens of billions of dollars to eradicate diseases all over the world. He is one of the very few billionaires who shares his wealth to the underprivileged in the planet. There is another angle of Bill Gates that we do not know. Microsoft is a corporation. Bill Gates is a person.
Ya, Even i agreed with you guys, I have heard some good news about him too. but it's a joke only. . sorry if it's wrong. . Thanks
Perhaps in the history of mankind, Bill Gates together with wife Melinda, and along with Warren Buffet, is the only billionaire who has given so much to the world. His company made money by making the world a lot better by introducing a user-friendly operating system, and he returned what he gained from his labor to the world, to the least of our brethren. Giving away more than $30 billion dollars for projects that will combat and eradicate world diseases is something to think about.