An English professor wrote the words: "A woman without her man is nothing" On the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.. All of the males in the class wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing." All the females in the class wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing." Punctuation is powerful!!
Heheh, that's great. I remember something similar with capitalization. Capitalization is the difference between, "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse" and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse."