Four months after passing the stimulus, less than 6% of it ($48 billion) has actually been spent. Worse than that, the overwhelming majority of it (43%) isn't set to be spent until 2010 which is conveniently an election year. Funny that the 1079 bill which had to be passed quickly to prevent economic apocalypse has been spent at such a slow rate. Nevermind that representatives had less than 24 hours to actually read the bill. I couldn't be more proud of our government!
Our dear leader has a lot of foresight. To secure his re-election in the first 90 days in office is yet another sign of his brilliance!