What were you thinking? Pervert. Believe it or not, this is a real security device to stop people from sneaking into sewers. http://www.mcgard.com/default2.asp http://www.mcgard.com/security/telecom.asp - special products division
ROTFLMAO seriously! That's awesome. Personally I want an entourage of Norwegian women protecting my manhole, but at least that guy is wearing safety goggles.
I better get one of them to protect my man hole then. Who knows who might sneak into my man hole when its unprotected.