Hello, DP. My name is Jordan Robert, and due to some recent, unfortunate circumstances, I'm in dire need of money to pay bills. I'll excuse you all from the sob story, but I'd like to offer my services as a proofreader/editor. Details: I'm obsessive about perfect grammar and spelling. Anything you send me will come back completely error free. If something doesn't sound right, is too wordy, or just needs a little help, I'll rewrite it for you (while retaining original meaning and context); so, not only will I make sure everything is grammatically correct, but I will make sure everything sounds neat and clean. I spend a lot of time proofreading for friends and family, and I will do the same for you. Turnaround Time: I am currently unemployed and not attending school, so my days are clear for working. I'll most likely be able to get your project finished the same day, and since I'm not too busy, I can probably get started on it as soon as you turn it into me! Pricing: I charge $0.01/word, but if you have anything bigger than 3000 words, PM me to negotiate a discounted price. If I don't find any errors, you don't owe me a thing. If I only find a few insignificant errors, I'll only charge you half price. Further Details: I only accept PayPal. If you signed up to DP within the last few months and/or have under 50 posts, I require payment up front.