Professional Forum Poster (Only Quality Work)

Discussion in 'Content Creation' started by zxlewi, Aug 29, 2008.

  1. #1
    Hello People,
    I am a professional forum poster and am now available for hire, I have been doing forum posting for about 6 months now and worked with about 40 to 60 different clients and forums ranging in niches and all clients being happy with my end result.

    I charge 0.15 to 0.20 per post and topic

    Each will be over 40 words and will be completed in the time you set. However i only do forum posting in large quantity's because of the problems with the paypal fee being so high on small transactions it becomes a waste of my time.

    The larger number of posts you order the more discount i can give.

    Quickest turn around has been 8 hours for 200 posts however i completed them together with the help of a friend who has also done forum posting for a long time (i think he said 3 months).

    I may be above the normal 0.10 per post however i can guarantee quality in quantity :) and if i dont know the niche research research research :)

    Hope to be working with a few of you very soon
    Lewis Turner
     
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    #2
    DO NOT TRUST HIM

    He is not a good forum poster, in fact he is awful.

    He can't keep on topic, posts rubbish off the internet, and his english is terrible.

    The thread below will show the problems I have had with this customer, I have never met such a bad forum poster EVER.

    http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=995275
     
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    #3
    Some of his copied work off the internet:

    New invention
    by zxlewi on Wed 27 Aug 2008 - 17:38

    The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by
    investigators at a major U.S. research university. The element, tentatively
    named administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic
    number of 0. However, it does have one neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75
    vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons, which gives it an atomic mass
    of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the
    continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons.

    Since it has no electrons, administratium is inert. However, it can be
    detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with.
    According to the discoverers, a minute amount of administratium causes one
    reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally
    occurred in less than a second.

    Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which
    time it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which
    assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places.
    Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each
    reorganization.

    Research at other laboratories indicates that administratium occurs naturally
    in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as
    government agencies, large corporations, and universities. It can usually be
    found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained buildings.

    Scientists point out that administratium is known to be toxic at any level of
    concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is
    allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how administratium
    can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not
    promising.
    zxlewi




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    Re: New invention
    by Aran on Wed 27 Aug 2008 - 18:04

    What does this have anything to do with tennis? You could of atleast had the decency in you to post in the "Off Topic" section, but no, you decided to exploit Tennis with this random bull**** that does not even make sense, good job zxlewi, how smart do you feel now.
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    Re: New invention
    by SportsFan429 on Wed 27 Aug 2008 - 18:06

    This should be in the joke forum not the tennis one, unless you're suggesting that the administration behind tennis are morons?

    Pretty much figured it out after the bit where it says


    These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the
    continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons."


    Heh, looks like all that physics studying payed off!
    SportsFan429


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    Re: New invention
    by Craig Yesterday at 4:55

    Hm... no clue what this is all about, nor do I think the poster wrote that. Maybe I don't know enough about tennis to understand why this would benefit tennis fans? Are we out to make some extremely heavy rackets for some reason, or was this simply a mispost? Oh, wait, now that I actually read it this was supposed to be a joke.
     
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    zxlewi Banned

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    #4
    1 client already
    you were the only person in 6 months i have had a problem with and that's 6 months of forum posting I have actually been serving clients with my services for 5 years and you are the first to have a problem.
    Please read there topic for my side of the story.
     
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    #5
    Don't hijack threads and second of all i wouldn't personally take your forum posting job offer because you steal posts from posters so i have heard. I have also done work with lewi and hes a great poster. After reviewing your thread you never mentioned original content in the first place so not a lot is said there.
     
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    zxlewi Banned

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    #6
    thank you wildcat wondered when one of my longterm clients would see this and back me up :)
     
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