Prison vs office

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Avatar Viper, Apr 25, 2008.

  1. #1
    Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make
    things a little bit clearer.

    IN PRISON……….you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10Â feet cell.
    IN OFFICE…………you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 feet cubicle.

    IN PRISON………you get three meals a day.
    IN OFFICE………..you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

    IN PRISON……….you get time off for good behavior.
    IN OFFICE

    IN PRISON………all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
    IN OFFICE…………you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

    IN PRISON……….you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
    IN OFFICE ………..you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

    IN PRISON ………you must deal with sadistic wardens.
    IN OFFICE………..they are called managers
     
    Avatar Viper, Apr 25, 2008 IP
  2. soniqhost.com

    soniqhost.com Notable Member

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    #2
    Nice, pretty funny but I would rather be in an office then in a prison any day of the week
     
    soniqhost.com, Apr 25, 2008 IP
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    #3
    It seems better to go behind the bar than be an honest worker ;)
     
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    #4
    to get your own cell in prison, you have to be either very rich or very mean
    so for normal average people, office's still better; you dont need to share and have your own space :p
     
    kaung, Apr 25, 2008 IP
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    #5
    I prefer office then prison. Just the atmospheer makes a difference
     
    pioneer1, Apr 25, 2008 IP
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    #6
    lol, nice! :D
     
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    #7
    But there isn't air-con in the prison :(
     
    nicrune007, Apr 26, 2008 IP
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    #8
    lol...that reminds me of the movie 'Office Space' where they were considering stealing money from the firm and one said, "if we have to go to jail, will we get a conjugal visit?" and the other guy said, "I am a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in months"
     
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    #9
    LOL... I know that working in an office is not my life. I hate routine things. Working from home, online business is the best job in the world! Better than being a doctor who study hard 7-10 years anf then only can earn money from suffering people.
     
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    #10
    IN PRISON....There is a chance your anus will be violated.
    IN OFFICE....There is a chance you will be caught viewing anus violations.
     
    webwork, Apr 26, 2008 IP
  11. kaung

    kaung Twitter @KaungKo

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    #11
    thats gender dependant though


    "There is a chance your anus will be violated."
    same goes if you are a really hot secretary and have perverted dirty minded cruel intentioned boss :p
     
    kaung, Apr 26, 2008 IP
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    #12
    Funny comparison :D But I'll take office over prison anytime.
     
    cool_78, Apr 26, 2008 IP
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    #13
    Are those really true? One you see in movies?
     
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    #14
    lol, nice addition to the list :D
     
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    #15
    Yes, all OFFICE and PRISON comparisons shown on this thread are currently 100% factual.
     
    webwork, Apr 26, 2008 IP
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    #16
    Ha ha i don't one none :)
     
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    #17
    Haha I love the post, :)
     
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    #18
    Dealing with sadistic wardens sounds like fun :D
     
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    #19
    I LIKE My home....................................................
    no office no prison they all just makes me sick..................
     
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    #20
    lol..really funny...
     
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