Predict The Names For Next Google Update

Discussion in 'Google' started by wonay, May 11, 2012.

  1. #1
    Hi There,
    Predict the names for the next Google update along with me.

    Here are some of the names I have come up with....

    Google Dolphin - Rotates search results on purpose to give everyone in the top 100 a chance to rank on Page 1.

    Google Squirrel - Searches for the crazy websites out there that completely mislead people with wrong information.

    Google Killer Whale - Promoted all Adwords clients sites to the top if their Ads are still running, and demotes them if their campaigns are not running.

    Google Bulldog - Erases all the "adult" images that come up during innocent or non-adult image searches.

    Do let me know your predictions and what do you think will happen during that update.

    I love this kind of prediction exercises which I have seen recently on KeywordPredictor . com

    This site gives us the 200 keywords what people will search for today. Very helpful indeed.

    Now, I am a predictor too. I really think Google will have a Bulldog update.

    Thanks!
     
    Last edited: May 11, 2012
    wonay, May 11, 2012 IP
  2. imfusa

    imfusa Active Member

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    Google Sharky - eats up every spam website and adds it to sandbox.
     
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  3. Wulkanen

    Wulkanen Well-Known Member

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    Google A$$Rape - Makes the big corporations rank even higher and the smaller websites loose their serp positions.
    Oh, wait.. Is that not what's going on already?
     
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  4. DatingExpert

    DatingExpert Active Member

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    I would go with Google Crocodile, ;) so that Google can eat whatever they want.
     
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  5. danasurvey

    danasurvey Well-Known Member

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    Google Tiger. Hunts down and kills all the small sites and eats them up.
     
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    I'm going to go with Porpoise, or Polar Bear.
     
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  7. kinnethharring

    kinnethharring Peon

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    Don't have any idea but no mater what it is let us be ready for the scary effects.
     
    kinnethharring, May 14, 2012 IP