this seems like a really sh*ty joke to play, but maybe when your feeling like killing yourself at work you can just pretend and get a good laugh out of it at least. [blood pillows]
I love the idea sometimes a pillow is worth much more than billion cups of coffe, and in this case i would say about even 2 billion
This is hilarious! Not only that, but you might also give a couple people a heart attack. (In some cases that could be considered a bonus lol)