In light of the recent super-cool thread entitled Ironman Vs Spiderman? I got really excited and decided to start my very own superhero thread. Powdered Toast Man Vs. Fartman Powdered Toast Man "Cling tenaciously to my buttocks." Powers: Powdered Toast Man can fly, either by releasing flatulence, by inserting his head into a special toaster and launching from it, or merely by pushing off from the ground. Importantly, he flies backwards. He can also hover in mid-air. His powers include some offensive weapons: high-velocity raisins shot from his mouth, hyper-corrosive croutons fired from his armpit, butter pats that are launched from the top of his head, and hyper-acidic marmalade from his navel. Fartman Powers: He farts and is a man. DISCUSS!