Inspired by some other great whoring techniques I'm now auctioning my postcount. Q. How does that work? A. I stop posting when I hit the desired count. Q. What's the point? A. Say your sales hotline is 8882525 - it will be great advertising. Seen by all webmasters on the world, pretty much. Great for hosting companies or advertising agencies. Q. What if a post of yours gets deleted? A. I'll post some more to make up the difference. Q. What if you go over it somehow? A. I will abuse my mod powers to reduce it again. Q. What if I change my telephone number? A. See above - I'll amend the postcount accordingly Q. Is this for real? A. No, this is a hoax. Q. So what's the point? A. Nothing, just wasting some bandwidth and I want to say 'merry christmas' to all that are persistent enough to read until this question. Q. Can I buy more ad space? A. For $2000 I will rep people with your advertorial as the comment. Lifetime. Q. Is that for real? A. No, that's not for real either.
very nice... BTW im thinking of auctioning off my Location... Also im going to have to give you a infraction for not posting in the proper forum =P (buy/sell/trade)
Hot off the press... I'm now offering a new service called Morse Code Advertising. Q. How does Morse Code Advertising work? A. You send me your advertorial and I will translate it in long and short beeps. Then by means of logging on and off, the 'online button' will show green or red in such a pattern that it reveils your message. Q. Who the f*** knows Morse these days? A. Hardly anyone but the subconscious effects are scientifically proven to have an influence on anyone who 'reads' the message. Q. Cool, what else can you offer? A. I can put your Skype sales line in my IM details so people think they ring me and then you can pitch them your crap. $10K a month. Q. Is that allowed here on DP? A. Read the Rules! Happy bidding!
Very funny TOPS30 .. I didn't knew that mods can also make fun I thought you are creating this thread after that username for sale by Kartik412 . Can you give some discount Anyway, Merry Xmas
Yes, just name a price. It's Christmas after all, I'll do it for free until December 2007, like Google Checkout.
lmao we should team up and offer red repping services 1. has someone red you and you want revenge? 2. did you get too many reds and need some greens to get back from red? 3. want to launch a red rep assualt attack on a certain member? full anonymity and 100% satisfaction. Full and detailed reports $9,999 one time price 99% discount for the first order
I want to hack TOPS30 thread I am selling following in bulk: - my signature link (only one will be placed, bold, bigger, colored red) - my location - recent blog link - Avatar In my user profile selling: - My homepage link - My interests (like always visiting ???.com) - Last activity (will be pointing to your thread always) If anything still available, then that will also be yours. Everything comes at cheap, PM your offers
Nevermind these scammers! Here is the best offer that no one can ever resist!!! I'm selling the following for only $299.99!!! Date of Birth Age Biography Location Interests Occupation So what are you waiting for? PM me now!!!
Thats great, I was successful in hijacking mod's thread (Great achivement I think) Also if you buy my recent blog link - My blog title would always be ???.com so it will always be visible to DP forum members. But out of them only location and interests are visible by members. So others are not useful.
I'll change my name by deedpole to whatever someone wants in return for someone paying my student loan off when I have finished in June... ...I actually will do this, goto to the press and everything!
Hey TOPS30 if I give you $500 and tell you to stop posting after one more post so will you REALLY stop posting for an year? IT